Silly Picture Thread.

[red750]

[Marty_d]

7 hours ago, red750 said:

Tell you what Peter - I'll look after your pet while you go to church.

[onetrack]

If you had a pet like that, I don't reckon you'd even bother going to Church?!

[red750]

[red750]

[red750]

[red750]

[onetrack]

Those Amish are laughing all the way to the bank, now!

[spacesailor]

Have you seen the cost of ' horse ownership '.

The running cost of cars is going up  ..

BUT

The horse feed is dearer by far, especially when including a 5 acre patch of dirt.

(  and you never eat Your pet pony ). LoL

spacesailor

[red750]

[onetrack]

[red750]

[spacesailor]

EVER-READY

' roadside Assistance '.

Of course.  LoL

spacesailor

[onetrack]

I'm sure there'll be plenty of roadside stalls in the future renting out portable gensets to assist those with poor battery reserve management ability.

I'm guessing these "flat battery" victims will be the same people who regularly run out of petrol, despite having a working fuel gauge!

[facthunter]

 Even "Pilots" do it in the circuit but I wouldn't really call them Pilots. Some CAR people drive with the tank nearly empty and the oil level low. IF you run out of fuel on a freeway you should be fined. It's NOT safe. Nev

[red750]

[red750]

I need a longer dipstick - mine doesn't reach the oil.

[facthunter]

When I had the grape farm a neighbour lost the correct dipstick  for his big Fergy and found a longer one that had to have a small bit cut off so it would seat properly, The FULL mark was about level with the bottom of the oil pan. Predictably the engine demolished itself. soon after, Nev

[spacesailor]

I met a woman ( in NZ  ) who Always ran out of fuel !, as the ' hill ' she had to go over to get home put the remaining fuel out of reach of the petrol tank pickup point. Alway,s needed a couple of ' gallons '   of,

(  FREE PETROL ), to get up the 940m , Remutaka hill.

spacesailor

[facthunter]

"With a little bit of luck, when she comes around, you won't be Home" Nev

[red750]

[red750]

[facthunter]

The Job's not finished till the Paperwork's done. Nev

[Cosmick]

use a bum gun. If you step on and squeeze a dog tu*d between your toes are you going to use a tissue or the hose.

 

and no issues during panic buying

 

Edited June 21, 2022 by Cosmick

[facthunter]

The French have Bidet's. I have one, too.  That's probably rare in Australia..Nev