kaz3g Posted January 29, 2017 Posted January 29, 2017 http://www.dumpaday.com/index.php/2011/07/55-very-funny-pictures/funny22/ Peanut butter anyone?
Marty_d Posted January 29, 2017 Posted January 29, 2017 Not nearly high enough, you can still see his head. Comes with a lid. And flush.
IBob Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Maybe not silly...but certainly unusual? Well, it's not something we see a lot of here, anyway..... Apparently UAE have issued 28,000 falcon passports....while Lufthansa have a patented inflight perch...
Jerry_Atrick Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Not that uncommon, actually.. I was on an Emirates flight years ago an apparently the whole of 1st class was occupied by Falcons.. Red-750??? Here's one that made me laugh:
IBob Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Hm...and I always imagined 1st class to be full of falcon Bankers and the like...........)
mnewbery Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 CRJ900 badly damaged after unchecked trailer detached
Phil Perry Posted February 2, 2017 Author Posted February 2, 2017 This week's Buiding Construction award . . . [ATTACH]48248._xfImport[/ATTACH]
Phil Perry Posted February 2, 2017 Author Posted February 2, 2017 I was in a very busy supermarket, and I said to this young lady, 'I can't find my wife,. . . can I talk to you for a few minutes?' She said, 'Of course you can, but how will that help ?' I said,. . . . 'I'll bet you anything, she'll appear out of nowhere in seconds'. . . [ATTACH]48249._xfImport[/ATTACH]
old man emu Posted February 2, 2017 Posted February 2, 2017 I bet that's a shopping trip that will stay n your mammary.
spacesailor Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 Phil The "ladder" has the Safety lock mandated by bureaucracy, Not able to topple-over. LoL spacesailor
SDQDI Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 The beam through the top rung would definitely stop the ladder falling over hence the joke referring to the safety lock (or whatever they call it) which is a required thing on a fair bit of ladder work these days.
Phil Perry Posted February 3, 2017 Author Posted February 3, 2017 The beam through the top rung would definitely stop the ladder falling over hence the joke referring to the safety lock (or whatever they call it) which is a required thing on a fair bit of ladder work these days. TRUE STORY. . . When I built my garden shed / office / workshop in 1984, I encountered a 'Sort of' similar problem with the electrics in this case. I had left a 10ft aluminium ladder up the side of the structure, for access to the metal 'caravan' type roof that I had nearly finished fixing. I had to leave the property for a few hours to do a job and left the electrician bloke to connect the electrics via a 2.5" dameter plastic conduit to the main building. his conduit would contain the main supply cable, 32 Amp rated twin and Earth, plus alarm cables, intercom cables and another 32 Amp backfeed from the distribution box to the garage which was a few metres away. When I returned, the electrical feller had finished and I notced that he had passed the conduit through the aforementioned ally ladder. . . No, seriously. When I spoke to him on the phone he said, 'Oh, I thought you said to leave the ladder where it was'. . . .? . . .It was far less engineering hassle to hacksaw the ladder than disconnect every circuit and re-route the conduit. . . .mind you, Wifey still uses the remaining six ft long ladder part to prune the trees. . .
pmccarthy Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 When our house was built the builder provided this access door to get under the floor. [ATTACH]48251._xfImport[/ATTACH]
IBob Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 When our house was built the builder provided this access door to get under the floor.[ATTACH=full]48113[/ATTACH] Definitely a meeting of the minds there, pmc! We once built a pole house, designed by architect but drawn up by a draughtsman...who then moved windows so he could get drainpipes down. Or would have done if we hadn't told him to put the f******** things back and reroute his pipes. Maybe the old fashioned kick up the ass for apprentices and journeymen who made stupid mistakes actually had some benefits???
Old Koreelah Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 I've seen too many supposedly highly qualified professionals make fundamental mistakes. I blame much of this on over specialisation. People are trained to solve the problems within their increasingly narrow field and often ignore the wider picture; a problem made worse by a culture that rewards the worst cases of passing the buck.
spacesailor Posted February 4, 2017 Posted February 4, 2017 At lease not dangerous!, Electrician wired all our new "panel heaters " wrong. and they were Alive. Turns out he was colour-blind. New colour-code fixed him, but I always think: edited...(dangerous colour info given)...mod spacesailor
Marty_d Posted February 4, 2017 Posted February 4, 2017 At lease not dangerous!, Electrician wired all our new "panel heaters " wrong. and they were Alive. Turns out he was colour-blind.New colour-code fixed him, spacesailor Better change that thought SS... BROWN is active (previously red), BLUE is neutral (previously black), and GREEN & YELLOW striped (previously green) is earth. Seems especially dangerous that you've conflated Earth and Active!
spacesailor Posted February 4, 2017 Posted February 4, 2017 M_d Well my professional electrician did the exact same thing !. Ask anyone with out training to put colour codes to electric wires & see the outcome (other than the blind) spacesailor.
SDQDI Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 positive and negatives!To be honest, I cant see too much difference spacesailor Sorry but I couldn't resist the opportunity to take this SS quote totally out of context and place it here. I would make an awesome journalist:amazon:
spacesailor Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 SDQDI + positive and _ negative on a light globe powered from a dc battery ! can have "white coloured wires as it makes no "difference". spacesailor
spacesailor Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 OME Too true, But why change everything to appease the few. The deaf aren't allowed to drive a car, but the "blind" are allowed to pilot an aircraft. Crazy world is it not, next neurosurgeons with Parkinson's! . spacesailor
mnewbery Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 http://www.klydemorris.com/graphics/strips/2017/013017newklyde.gif
nomadpete Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 I don't believe trump controls the chemtrails. If he did, they wouldn't be white any more, cos we'd see the black oil vapour.
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