Silly Picture Thread.

[old man emu]

If you grew up in the outer metropolitan suburbs in up to the mid-60s, there's a good chance that you home wasn't connected to the sewer system, so you relied on the toilet pan in the outhouse. 

Once a week, in the wee small hours (no pun), Dan, Dan the Sanny man would come into your back yard and visit your outhouse. Not to deposit, but to withdraw your brimming pan. It became a Christmas ritual, therefore, that in the evening of Dan's pre-Christmas visit, Dad would leave a few bottles of beer in the dunny as a Christmas gift for Dan and his mates. 

 

Dan and his mates were very polite people, unless you had a yappy dog that went for their ankles every time they came. Being in a rush to finish their runs, Dan and his mates didn't have time to write Thank You notes. Instead, the first one to the loo the next morning would find something like this on the toilet seat

This is one from Brisbane, and clearly Dan would soon be out of a jobbies in the area. So endeth the career of a faithful turd burglar.

[red750]

What has four wheels and flies?     The dunny cart.

 

 

Dan dropped his coat in the bog one day. He pulled it out and someone said, "You're not going to wear that again are you?"

 

Dan replied, "No, but my lunch is in the pocket."

 

Groan.

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[nomadpete]

As Paddy pulled up his pants, 10c fell from his pocket and went straight down the long drop.

He immediately opened his wallet, grabbed a $50 note and threw it down the hole.

 

"Well you don't think I'd really go down there for a mere ten cents!"

[nomadpete]

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[facthunter]

holy condom.!  Nev

[nomadpete]

Now you understand how easily a woman might

 

"Fall pregnant"

 

Edited August 8, 2022 by nomadpete

[facthunter]

I'm sure some don't know what causes it. Nev

[nomadpete]

Just like religious folk practicing willful denial of obvious facts, it is certain that the vast najority of humans ignore all logic when it comes to the true purpose and consequence of recreational intercourse.

Edited August 8, 2022 by nomadpete

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This defines "Woke"

 

[Bruce Tuncks]

We gave the kids a book called " how babies are made" which I know was a cop-out. Much more than I ever got from my parents though.

[facthunter]

 What is this thing called , Love.? Nev

[old man emu]

57 minutes ago, facthunter said:

 What is this thing called , Love.? Nev

Ah! Our favourite kiddies' program "Fun with Punctuation".

[nomadpete]

I expe

1 hour ago, old man emu said:

Ah! Our favourite kiddies' program "Fun with Punctuation".

I expect that from a grammer nazi.

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38 minutes ago, nomadpete said:

I expect that from a grammer nazi.

That's what happens when the English language is so mercilessly slaughtered. It's like people dropped out of school at grade 3 level.

 

Don't worry if you can't spell a word. Open a new tab and type in how you think it is spelt, or how it sounds. The browser will display the spelling and the meaning. And proof-read. Even if you have posted, click on the three dots at the top of the post and Edit.

 

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[Cosmick]

7 hours ago, red750 said:

 

Wow, I pretty much know I suffer from the condition on the first explosion

 

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