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Aaaah, the mysterious ways of the lord!

I still don't understand why lord is always portrayed as an old bloke. In my experience all the worst mysteries in my life were the result of unfathomable behaviour of females.

 

Sexist discrinination, I say!

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23 hours ago, red750 said:

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Just goes to show how the cheapest tenderer gets the job done and still makes a profit.

He's a 'solution seeker'. Not a 'problem finder'.

Problem? No problem!

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I wouldn't like to be picking up the tab for his injuries if he fell, though! Look at all the dangerous items on the ground he's going to land on!

 

At the very least, the cheapest tenderer would lay a big old double mattress right under where he's working!!

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That reminds me of the story about the two blokes on holiday in Thailand. After more than a few ales, one picks up a Thai girl while his mate is occupied, and takes her to his bedroom.

About 10 mins later, his mate is banging on his door urgently. "Fred!! Fred!! FRED!!! ..... IT'S A BOY!!! IT'S A BOY!!!"

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