Silly Picture Thread.

[nomadpete]

Even in our own protected recent past, Australian advertisers used undersized models in their advertising, to make products appear larger than life.

My daughter, who might be called 'under average size' once did a bit of Target and Myer advertising photo shoots.

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[pmccarthy]

2 hours ago, willedoo said:

Advertising photo on evilbay. In the product description the torch is 20mm x 70mm.

 

I can relate to that.

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[old man emu]

And after a game of Cowboys and Indians, someone was always painted red with   the disodium salt of 2,7-dibromo-4-hydroxymercurifluorescein) 

Nothing like a tincture of mercury to improve one's health.

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8 minutes ago, old man emu said:

And after a game of Cowboys and Indians, someone was always painted red with   the disodium salt of 2,7-dibromo-4-hydroxymercurifluorescein) 

Nothing like a tincture of mercury to improve one's health.

That prompted a random memory bubble.

Once upon a time.... Whilst recovering in hospital from yet another motorcycle accident, I amused myself bantering with nurses.

Back then, recycling was common. And urine bottles were stainless steel. One nurse put me in my place by lining the mouth of said bottle with Mercurochrome.

When I finished with the bottle, the end of my member was encircled with pink.

Nurse said "Now explain the lipstick to your girlfriend!"

[facthunter]

Don't fool with nurses. They've seen it all.  Nev

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O.M.G!

 

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That should work.

 

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[old man emu]

10 hours ago, red750 said:

Expert use of this tool 

https://www.facebook.com/100063477791601/videos/saker-contour-gauge-profile-tool/575647166649493/