Silly Picture Thread.

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[onetrack]

You have to give credit to Gary Larsen for his quirky sense of humour. The cartoon is dated 1991, but it's more relevant than ever in todays world.

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[facthunter]

I know a bit about boats but have only used strippers for Paint removal.  Nev

[nomadpete]

I always keep a couple of strippers within easy reach.

Marty can vouch for that. He really appreciated me bringing them over to his place. (I couldn't have done a good job on his cockpit without them)

[old man emu]

When I was needing strippers on a plane, I called in the Ketone sisters, Methyl and Ethyl.

[nomadpete]

......

 

"Well, I never drank, I never gambled, I never smoked at all
Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall"

......

 

But he never mentioned the strippers.

[facthunter]

It's Nick O'Teen & they are both IRISH...Nev 

[Marty_d]

9 hours ago, nomadpete said:

I always keep a couple of strippers within easy reach.

Marty can vouch for that. He really appreciated me bringing them over to his place. (I couldn't have done a good job on his cockpit without them)

That's right Peter - but now I wonder if the chrome pole is going to put her over MTOW...

[facthunter]

It will be all over if it has Hydrogen  embrittlement.  Nev

[nomadpete]

3 hours ago, facthunter said:

It will be all over if it has Hydrogen  embrittlement.  Nev

He's talking about the pole dancer's hardware, Nev

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[facthunter]

The Pole dancers hardware is structural isn't it, unless she is actually Polish.  Nev

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[nomadpete]

4 hours ago, facthunter said:

The Pole dancers hardware is structural isn't it, unless she is actually Polish.  Nev

They use bra so for that, don't they?

[Litespeed]

I save weight to reduce mtow,. I bring my own pole.

 

[Marty_d]

5 hours ago, nomadpete said:

They use bra so for that, don't they?

Not by the end of the dance, hopefully!

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Like that old saying...

 

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[Jerry_Atrick]

6 hours ago, Litespeed said:

I save weight to reduce mtow,. I bring my own pole.

 

Is it weightless or massless?

[nomadpete]

3 hours ago, Jerry_Atrick said:

Is it weightless or massless?

As the priest once said....

'Don't start that shyt again!'

[old man emu]

3 hours ago, Jerry_Atrick said:

Is it weightless or massless?

A question of great gravity.

[nomadpete]

4 hours ago, Jerry_Atrick said:

Is it weightless or massless?

Ask messers Higgs and Boson.

They know all about the masses

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