Silly Picture Thread.

[facthunter]

Libby Doe is the best of the doe family. Nev

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[onetrack]

One good shark nibble and your floating tent is history.

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[onetrack]

Where's the signage stating, "stand clear of engine intake"?

[facthunter]

That would hurry up the pedestrians. Be Pathetic on hills.   You wouldn't want your favourite DOG to run out welcoming you. Nev

[old man emu]

Needs Red Bull, cause Red Bull gives you wings!

[onetrack]

I've already done the dog scenario. Whilst visiting a farmer canvassing for contract work, multiple numbers of his dogs came tearing out to greet my ute, as I slowed down coming up to the house, all barking and running everywhere.

Unfortunately, one of them thought he'd bite my wheel or something - and he went straight under my front wheel! - and I killed it on the spot!!

 

Not exactly a great way to garner a positive impression, when you were trying to obtain contract work! Fortunately, it turned out that it wasn't his favourite dog, and he took it in his stride, and didn't seem too put out by the dogs death. I suspected he might've already accidentally killed some of his own dogs himself.

He had plenty of them, so I guess one of the dumber ones getting wiped out, wasn't such a great loss.

 

Edited February 27, 2024 by onetrack

[facthunter]

Yeah they grab the tyre in their teeth but have no idea what to do with it when they have it.  Nev

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[old man emu]

Oh, great! They'll decriminalise marijuana for personal use, but jail you for eating cooked onions?

[red750]

Honesty in advertising.

 

[facthunter]

OME you can get ridiculed for eating RAW ones.. Nev

[nomadpete]

13 hours ago, old man emu said:

Oh, great! They'll decriminalise marijuana for personal use, but jail you for eating cooked onions?

The law can be an ass, and justice is a commodity

[facthunter]

Justice is an ILLUSION. A forlorn hope.  Nev

[old man emu]

12 minutes ago, facthunter said:

OME you can get ridiculed for eating RAW ones.. Nev

I heard Abbott that.

[facthunter]

Now you get me in the $#!t.  Heh didja see where HE posed in front of a shop with REJECT  displayed on it.?   Nev

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[spacesailor]

That's a bit ' twisted ' .

Is it " Left or Right " handed .

Were would , " ambidextrous " fit in a ' twist ' .

spacesailor

[facthunter]

Dog made US in his OWN image so is his DNA evolving also?. IF god is like us HE's got a BIG problem and so  do we, Nev

[red750]

6 hours ago, spacesailor said:

Is it " Left or Right " handed .

 

Look again, they both twist counterclockwise.

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