onetrack Posted February 23 Posted February 23 One good shark nibble and your floating tent is history. 1
onetrack Posted February 26 Posted February 26 Where's the signage stating, "stand clear of engine intake"?
facthunter Posted February 27 Posted February 27 That would hurry up the pedestrians. Be Pathetic on hills. You wouldn't want your favourite DOG to run out welcoming you. Nev 2
old man emu Posted February 27 Posted February 27 Needs Red Bull, cause Red Bull gives you wings! 2 1
onetrack Posted February 27 Posted February 27 (edited) I've already done the dog scenario. Whilst visiting a farmer canvassing for contract work, multiple numbers of his dogs came tearing out to greet my ute, as I slowed down coming up to the house, all barking and running everywhere. Unfortunately, one of them thought he'd bite my wheel or something - and he went straight under my front wheel! - and I killed it on the spot!! Not exactly a great way to garner a positive impression, when you were trying to obtain contract work! Fortunately, it turned out that it wasn't his favourite dog, and he took it in his stride, and didn't seem too put out by the dogs death. I suspected he might've already accidentally killed some of his own dogs himself. He had plenty of them, so I guess one of the dumber ones getting wiped out, wasn't such a great loss. Edited February 27 by onetrack 2
facthunter Posted February 27 Posted February 27 Yeah they grab the tyre in their teeth but have no idea what to do with it when they have it. Nev 1
old man emu Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Oh, great! They'll decriminalise marijuana for personal use, but jail you for eating cooked onions? 1 1
facthunter Posted February 29 Posted February 29 OME you can get ridiculed for eating RAW ones.. Nev 1 1
nomadpete Posted February 29 Posted February 29 13 hours ago, old man emu said: Oh, great! They'll decriminalise marijuana for personal use, but jail you for eating cooked onions? The law can be an ass, and justice is a commodity 1
old man emu Posted February 29 Posted February 29 12 minutes ago, facthunter said: OME you can get ridiculed for eating RAW ones.. Nev I heard Abbott that. 1
facthunter Posted February 29 Posted February 29 Now you get me in the $#!t. Heh didja see where HE posed in front of a shop with REJECT displayed on it.? Nev 1 2
spacesailor Posted March 2 Posted March 2 That's a bit ' twisted ' . Is it " Left or Right " handed . Were would , " ambidextrous " fit in a ' twist ' . spacesailor
facthunter Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Dog made US in his OWN image so is his DNA evolving also?. IF god is like us HE's got a BIG problem and so do we, Nev 1 1
red750 Posted March 2 Posted March 2 6 hours ago, spacesailor said: Is it " Left or Right " handed . Look again, they both twist counterclockwise. 1
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