Silly Picture Thread.

[willedoo]

The lock should go through both the rack and the handle.

[nomadpete]

2 hours ago, red750 said:

A sign of poor morale in the office. We used to have a carton of milk in the office fridge, that had a padlock to protect its virtue.

[facthunter]

Nothing's Sacred.  Nev

[old man emu]

2 hours ago, Marty_d said:

That's not going to work.  Give the cup a 90 degree twist when lifting and the lock will come out too.

Locks only keep honest people out.

[Marty_d]

6 minutes ago, old man emu said:

Locks only keep honest people out.

Hmmm - and opportunistic thieves.

 

Parked outside our accommodation in Ballarat last week, we had 5 bikes on the rack.  The 4 best ones had a bike chain with combination lock threaded around them.  Mine, the dodgiest, did not (the chain was too short for all 5).

 

One night I couldn't be bothered taking them all off the rack and putting them behind the house.  Next morning, there were only 4 bikes on the rack - my unchained one was gone.

 

I'm just hoping that whoever nicked it, it was someone who really needed it - not just a drunk who couldn't be bothered walking home.

[willedoo]

Cordless power tools have been a big advantage for thieves these days.

[red750]

Here is probably one of the silliest things I have seen. I had a small tetra pack of juice, coins for size comparison.

 

 

Printed on the side was this warning...

 

[red750]

Saw this rego on the street today.

 

 

[red750]

[spacesailor]

His & her swimsuits . Great .

spacesailor

[red750]

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[red750]

Imagine this getting flung at you at speed.

 

[red750]

[nomadpete]

9 hours ago, red750 said:

Imagine this getting flung at you at speed.

 

Back in the 70's there was a lot of demolition going on in Sydney  - and I  quickly learnt not to ride too close behind tip trucks loaded with rubble. A half brick, on edge, fitted nicely between duals. Until the truck got up to speed.

[red750]

[red750]

Putting on weight when you reach middle age is the fault of the Romans.

 

Roman numerals for 40 is XL.

[Marty_d]

But then you reduce down to a L when you're 50.

[red750]

Yes, but then you have to get to 1,000 to get back to M.

[nomadpete]

I think Red was talking about inches.... around the waist.

[old man emu]

I "C" "D" outward extension.

[red750]

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