Silly Picture Thread.

[bexrbetter]

I went and saw a doctor, touched my shoulder, hurts, touched my hip, hurts, touched my ankle, bad pain, touched my head, really sore.

 

Apparently I had a broken finger.

 

 

[Marty_d]

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Dog? Car? Where?

 

 

[hihosland]

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perfect reception

 

imperfect perception

 

[bexrbetter]

perfect reception

 

imperfect perception

I would have rung his neck.

 

 

[Phil Perry]

I can't see how being tolerant of different people is a bad thing. Nev

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[Phil Perry]

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Here's the story behind the mortar round in the car. . .

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/...

 

 

[Jerry_Atrick]

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A really grat band, but they only ever recorded on monotreme.

 

 

[Marty_d]

I'm sending that to my programming mates.

 

Using SAS, I think it goes

 

PROC SQL;

 

CREATE TABLE platypus AS

 

SELECT duck.bill,

 

duck.keyboard,

 

beaver.tail,

 

beaver.feet,

 

beaver.fur,

 

beaver.guitar

 

FROM duck

 

INNER JOIN beaver

 

ON duck.ancestor_dna = beaver.ancestor_dna;

 

QUIT;

 

RUN;

 

(Caveat: most recent shared ancestor of ducks and beavers was probably a small lizard-like creature between 210 and 250 million years ago).

 

 

[Jerry_Atrick]

I'm sending that to my programming mates.

Using SAS, I think it goes

 

PROC SQL;

 

CREATE TABLE platypus AS

 

SELECT duck.bill,

 

duck.keyboard,

 

beaver.tail,

 

beaver.feet,

 

beaver.fur,

 

beaver.guitar

 

FROM duck

 

INNER JOIN beaver

 

ON duck.ancestor_dna = beaver.ancestor_dna;

 

QUIT;

 

RUN;

 

(Caveat: most recent shared ancestor of ducks and beavers was probably a small lizard-like creature between 210 and 250 million years ago).

That is the problem with stats - always an approximation

 

 

[Phil Perry]

OH SILLY ME ! . . . I really Must get some better specs. . .

 

I read that initially as a YENN diagram. . . .spent AGES trying to find the connection with NSW, or Corby Starlets. . .

 

 

[Jerry_Atrick]

 

 

(loved that ad - For Aussies - youtube spec savers ad sheep dog)

 

 

[Phil Perry]

I would have rung his neck.

Haw Haaaww.! . .I see what you did there. . .

 

 

[Phil Perry]

British Prime Minister, Mrs Theresa May was recently seen walking with some other pollies, whilst munching some fish & chips . . .there are other deep meanings in the picture, but most would miss the political implications, such as, some very well financed comedian chap called Mr. Fishfinger actually standing for Parliament in the coming General Election, against Tosspot Timmy' the leader of the Liberal Dumbocrats. . . some deep subliminal Brit Pollie bashing here, on multiple levels. . .

 

No, I posted this as it's a bloody good photoshop and rather amusing !

 

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[Phil Perry]

Good Grief ! ! ! ! ! !

 

Even Donald Trumpet doesn't like the EU Mongs either. . .

 

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[bexrbetter]

Haw Haaaww.! . .I see what you did there. . .

Might have been too clever a pun, no one else seemed to notice!

 

 

[hihosland]

Pun was a step too high for me

 

I had to go back to check cheapracer's post

 

No doubt after that effort he went off to stores to requisition a new ladder for the next job.

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Life on the edge ?

 

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Not for all the Fajitas in Mehico, would I trust a Mehican Architect, nor a bunch of Mehican building workers. . .to build something like that and expect ME. . . to live in it.

 

If that makes me a Mehican Houseist. . .then so be it senor. . . .Adios Amigo. . . .

 

[Phil Perry]

If any of you even Remember the late, Great Spike Milligan,. . . you may like this short video clip. . .

 

 

[Phil Perry]

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[storchy neil]

oh phil but you can count on the fact I aint going to be son in law with those rules neil

 

 

[Jerry_Atrick]

@Storchy - Just take Pizza with you - you'll be fine

 

 

[Phil Perry]

@Storchy - Just take Pizza with you - you'll be fine

As per usual, the Amercan to English translation loses something. . .ie, 'If you HONK in my driveway' . . . .in local parlance here, if you Honk in MY driveway mate, you'd better bloody well clean up the mess with a mop, bucket and disinfectant !

 

 

[storchy neil]

gee jerry I thought you was a mate off phills don't think pizza would work cause he would want some red to and this body don't like pain:peep wall: neil

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Tell me,. . .is this what Aussies mean by. . . .'TANKED UP' ? ?

 

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