Phil Perry Posted May 8, 2017 Author Posted May 8, 2017 Poor Alf. . . . . bit sad really. [ATTACH]48723._xfImport[/ATTACH]
Marty_d Posted May 8, 2017 Posted May 8, 2017 OME - haha - as I opened this thread and read your post - through my Specsavers glasses - a Specsavers ad was playing on the TV. They're watching you. Through their own specs.
Phil Perry Posted May 12, 2017 Author Posted May 12, 2017 I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wanted to say something along those lines Marty. . . . .but you know me. . .so restrained. . . .
Phil Perry Posted May 12, 2017 Author Posted May 12, 2017 Darned clever idea though innit ?. . . .when the ice melts in the 'CisternEsky', . . . .you just flush the fire out. . . . .seemples. Deffo Duke of Edinburgh award for that.
pmccarthy Posted May 12, 2017 Posted May 12, 2017 There is is scope for confusion late in the party. I would be checking the sausages carefully. And the risk of a ring of fire.
Marty_d Posted May 12, 2017 Posted May 12, 2017 I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wanted to say something along those lines Marty. . . . .but you know me. . .so restrained. . . . Yup... noticed that.
Old Koreelah Posted May 13, 2017 Posted May 13, 2017 Apparently, today is the anniversary of the birth of one Adolph Schickelgruber, later known as Adolf Hitler. This man was credited with dragging his people out of poverty, re-industrialising after a terrible war, pushing Fred Porsche to design and build a family car( which is still being produced to this day.) . . creating Full employment, insisting upon equality of the genders. . . Improving general education whilst also forcing all young people to attend youth camps, thereby removing youth crime at a stroke... [ATTACH=full]2107[/ATTACH] Phil you forgot to mention his pioneering legislation to protect the environment, against cruelty to animals and smoking. Truly a man before his time.
Phil Perry Posted May 15, 2017 Author Posted May 15, 2017 Gee Whizz. . .I wonder how far they had to walk to the cemetary carrying that box. . .?. . . [ATTACH]48736._xfImport[/ATTACH]
old man emu Posted May 16, 2017 Posted May 16, 2017 He was an organ donor. They've called in the toe wagon to collect.
Phil Perry Posted May 16, 2017 Author Posted May 16, 2017 Yep. . .I hope they undertake to park sensibly next time. . .
Phil Perry Posted May 16, 2017 Author Posted May 16, 2017 Still on the alcohol theme. . .( Odd that, me being a non-drinker an' all. . .) [ATTACH]48740._xfImport[/ATTACH]
Phil Perry Posted May 18, 2017 Author Posted May 18, 2017 [ATTACH]48742._xfImport[/ATTACH] I think I'll pass on that one. . . [ATTACH]48743._xfImport[/ATTACH]
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