Silly Picture Thread.

[nomadpete]

Noticed that they didn't have to reverse park the things!!!!

 

No I am NOT sexist!!!!!?

 

 

[Marty_d]

I wouldn't be able to reverse park that bugger without a camera and a bloody big parking space. Probably not an issue on Mars.

 

 

[nomadpete]

Well they are double glazed and Central heated. Just the thing to run down to Huonville shops for a loaf of bread. And as a bonus, you don't have to worry about it getting trolley rash.

 

 

[Marty_d]

I don't need the whole rack. The third from the left looks about my size.

 

 

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[Phil Perry]

I think I need one of these to go with my quarter tablet of viagra. . .anything to stop me pi$$ing on my slippers. . . .

 

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'Soft light won't wake you'. . . .? who the hell sleeps next to a bloody Dunnybowl ? ? ?

 

[pmccarthy]

If its motion activated then it will not light up if you only pee.

 

 

[storchy neil]

who the hell sleeps next to a bloody Dunnybowl ? ? ? when drunk and don't go there:help: motion activated would them tweezers set it off neil

 

 

[PA.]

So no movement equals no light.

 

On the subject of Toilet Humor,

 

I was on the toilet one night and my wife asked me, "Will I be long?" I replied, "No, those tablets I bought on the Internet haven't worked."

 

 

[Geoff13]

My missus has one of these in the en suite. It is set on green and when it comes on as you walk in, it makes me want to throw up.

 

I would rather walk to the other side of the house and Pi$$ in the dark.

 

Apparently that will not be acceptable though until we get a dunny over there.

 

No sense of humour these women.

 

 

[Phil Perry]

GETTING ALL SERIOUS NOW. . .My Big Daughter sent this to her Fizzogbook account, and I'm taking legal action as I do not recall her EVER being 'Spanked' other than verbally. . . . .I was never that kind of Dad. . . .

 

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Mind you, I'll hold up the court papers until Monday, as she's doing a FATHER'S DAY Barbecue in my honour at her new Chateu on Sunday. . . .Supplying a ALL the Beer, Cava, Vodka and munchies AND. . .Picking me and the Memsahib Sheila up and dropping us off home afterwards. . . .so I shall accept that with my usual sardonic alacrity. . . . .She will be, of course, closely supported by Small Daughter, who is a whizz at making 'interesting' BBQ Kebab thingies AND Specialst Cocktails. . ..I'm too 'Frit' to ask what's on them and In them. . .. . . .

 

[storchy neil]

:idea:gee phill clever thinking 99 Mind you, I'll hold up the court papers until Monday neil

 

 

[Phil Perry]

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[Marty_d]

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My underwear has the same label.

 

 

[facthunter]

Why.... Are they crushed, or itchy? (rash statement). Nev

 

 

[Old Koreelah]

My missus has one of these in the en suite. It is set on green and when it comes on as you walk in, it makes me want to throw up.I would rather walk to the other side of the house and Pi$$...

I planted some citrus trees next to my shed for that very purpose. Nothing wasted. Accurate allocation of waste water has also cued a few bare patches in the lawn.

 

 

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[Jerry_Atrick]

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[Phil Perry]

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CAKE IS GOOD YES . . . .?

 

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[Jerry_Atrick]

Ha Ha.. I used to work for the London branch of a San Francisco company; One of our Brits got a transfer to SF and while I was there, he said, in a louder voice than normal, he was going downstairs to "bum a fag" off someone.. Apparently, he got some very optimistic facial expressions...

 

 

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