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Phil Perry

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The wedding .....

 

A father texts his son:

 

"My Dear Son,

 

Today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life.

 

My best love and good wishes.

 

Your Father."

 

His Son texts back:

 

"Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn't actually until tomorrow!"

 

His Father replies:

 

"I know."

 

 

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'Genuine' Priest's VAMPIRE KILLING KIT' from 16th century. . . .

 

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Regrettably. . .only sufficient Ammo to sort out THREE Vampires. . . .

 

( Dunno what the Flintlock was for,. . .and the silver bullets,. . . .Werewolves perhaps ? ? ? ? But I tell you what. .. that's a REAL Serious looking mallet. . . . )

 

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Yeah... like their witch trials. Drown the woman in the river for a while then pull her up... if she's alive, then she's obviously a witch and gets burned at the stake. If she's dead, well... she was innocent after all, sorry about that love, sh*t happens...

 

 

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