Phil Perry Posted August 13, 2017 Author Posted August 13, 2017 OI, Bex. .can you phone them and sort out this menu ? ? ? [ATTACH]48891._xfImport[/ATTACH]
hihosland Posted August 13, 2017 Posted August 13, 2017 The wedding ..... A father texts his son: "My Dear Son, Today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life. My best love and good wishes. Your Father." His Son texts back: "Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn't actually until tomorrow!" His Father replies: "I know."
Phil Perry Posted August 14, 2017 Author Posted August 14, 2017 Some advert for SHOES this is. . .they left the damn SHOES out of the picture ! . . . Rubbish Ad Agency. . . . [ATTACH]48892._xfImport[/ATTACH]
Phil Perry Posted August 14, 2017 Author Posted August 14, 2017 Great shoe ad - must be from R Soles Oh ? ? ? I'm sure I heard that the local council had given that shop the boot ?. . .
Phil Perry Posted August 15, 2017 Author Posted August 15, 2017 Ahhhh. . . .memories . . . [ATTACH]48895._xfImport[/ATTACH]
Phil Perry Posted August 16, 2017 Author Posted August 16, 2017 Caption competition ( keep it clean please. . .family show. . [ATTACH]48897._xfImport[/ATTACH]
Marty_d Posted August 16, 2017 Posted August 16, 2017 "Come on then, Prince Harry - let's get you back to the party..."
Phil Perry Posted August 16, 2017 Author Posted August 16, 2017 Only one I could think of was. . "Sir, that ISN'T a Magic Wand,. . .if it was, it would be rainbow coloured. . ."
Phil Perry Posted August 16, 2017 Author Posted August 16, 2017 A Journalist says that. . . 'Studies have revealed' . . . .( I love that phrase don't you ? ) that ANIMALS are capable of being suicidally stressed . . . . Hmmmm. . . [ATTACH]48898._xfImport[/ATTACH]
Phil Perry Posted August 18, 2017 Author Posted August 18, 2017 'Genuine' Priest's VAMPIRE KILLING KIT' from 16th century. . . . [ATTACH]48901._xfImport[/ATTACH] Regrettably. . .only sufficient Ammo to sort out THREE Vampires. . . . ( Dunno what the Flintlock was for,. . .and the silver bullets,. . . .Werewolves perhaps ? ? ? ? But I tell you what. .. that's a REAL Serious looking mallet. . . . )
Cosmick Posted August 18, 2017 Posted August 18, 2017 i wonder how many proved their innocence by not turning to dust.
Marty_d Posted August 19, 2017 Posted August 19, 2017 Yeah... like their witch trials. Drown the woman in the river for a while then pull her up... if she's alive, then she's obviously a witch and gets burned at the stake. If she's dead, well... she was innocent after all, sorry about that love, sh*t happens...
Phil Perry Posted August 19, 2017 Author Posted August 19, 2017 Just to lighten the sombre mood here. . . today's 'Aaaaaaaahhhh' picture. . . [ATTACH]48902._xfImport[/ATTACH]
Phil Perry Posted August 19, 2017 Author Posted August 19, 2017 I think someone is having a Giraffe here. . . . . [ATTACH]48903._xfImport[/ATTACH]
old man emu Posted August 20, 2017 Posted August 20, 2017 There's nothing wrong with the caption. It shows the penguins' evolutionary response to global warming.
Phil Perry Posted August 22, 2017 Author Posted August 22, 2017 The variety of characters who call in for fuel is quite surprising . . . [ATTACH]48905._xfImport[/ATTACH]
old man emu Posted August 22, 2017 Posted August 22, 2017 Policeman: "Can you describe the person who drove off without paying?" Sanjay, the pump operator, "Oh my goodness, yes. His long dangley thing had a hood at the end." Policeman: "Well, that eliminates all the Jews."
Old Koreelah Posted August 22, 2017 Posted August 22, 2017 Good to see people wearing PPE. There's some nasty stuff in petrol fumes.
hihosland Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 yep! a couple of sniffs of that stuff and you go off and spend the kids inheritance on an aeroplane
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