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Probably wasn't very heavenly for his playmates...

Oh ?. . .I read that all of his disgusting proclivities were always conducted in the Best possible taste ? ?

 

 

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Oh ?. . .I read that all of his disgusting proclivities were always conducted in the Best possible taste ? ?

Don't know about that... I read an article where a former playmate described the mansion being full of dog sh*t, which the girls would have to step around in his messy bedroom on the way to take 1-minute turns riding the viagra-induced Little Heff.

 

 

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Don't know about that... I read an article where a former playmate described the mansion being full of dog sh*t, which the girls would have to step around in his messy bedroom on the way to take 1-minute turns riding the viagra-induced Little Heff.

I have no idea about such disgustingdogcrapwittery Marty. . .I were trying to be funnie. . .( as per yooshooall. . .) :-)

 

 

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I reckon Playboy was a breath of fresh air when it was first published. There was good journalism and good girlies as well and it wasn't as degrading as a lot of people made out.

 

 

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Reminds me of the boat hire company."Come in 96 your time is up"

 

We haven't got a 96

"Number 69 are you in trouble?"
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Clint Eastwood touring London on his motorcycle during the making of Where Eagles Dare, 1968.

 

This brings back memories of our Motorcycle club doing the same thing at around the same time. I had a BSA Rocket GoldStar at the time, BUT. . .I was taught to wear a crash hat from an early age. .

 

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'Ridey Yates' ? ? ( Rawhide - 1960s )

 

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Fortunately, my bike is 1937 technology for which some people will pay tomorrow's prices, but my objection is to the would-be-if-they-could-bes who strut around wearing Harley clothing but who couldn't ride a hobby horse to Banbury Cross

 

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The technology in my Harley is technology, not bling.

 

The saying has been attributed to Oscar Wilde, although I haven't been able to find the reference.

 

For the record I do NOT wear a black open face helmet!

 

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Harleys are ok in an agricultural sort of way.

As for the close I do not know anyone skinny enough to fit any of their gear.

I have to agree with your take on Harleys Geoff mate. . .'Agricultural'. . .hmm not far off. OK I know we are going to Pi$$ David off a bit, but I'm sure he won't hold it against us. I'be never owned an Harley myself,. . . but I have blagged many rides whilst at various biker festivals etc. . . .I lost a tooth one time, when the owner of the soft tail did not like my constructive comments about it't monkey bars, and the fact that it's handling was something like a fecking wheelbarrow load of wet concrete. . .. I still have a death sentence, should I ever be recognized by anyone in the Glasgow chapter of the Death's Head Hell's Angels. . . ( Bloody pussified scotch wankers )

 

'Orses for Courses I reckon . . . I once agreed to ride a VIncent 998 Black Diamond from Brisbane to Melbourne and some barstard at a service station in Dubbo nicked me open face helmet and face mask, plus me stadium goggles from the parked bike whilst I was having me nosebag like. . . I found out what Australian insect wildlife tasted like the rest of the way down the Hume HIghway. . . very bitter aren't they ?. . I dunno how the chinks can eat that stuff. . . Make a mess of yer polaroid sunnies too. . .

 

 

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There's just summat about this Marque One Ford Cortina that is bothering me,. . .I just can't put my finger on what it is. . . ( And NO. . .it's nowt to do with the driver's side front tyre being flat,. . it's only flat on the bottom bit. . .)

 

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Phil, its obvious. Everyone knows that MkI Cortinas never came with wire wheels!

 

Probably the work of a disgruntled ex Land Rover engineer......... or a Top Gear challenge gone wrong

 

 

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Phil, its obvious. Everyone knows that MkI Cortinas never came with wire wheels!

 

Probably the work of a disgruntled ex Land Rover engineer......... or a Top Gear challenge gone wrong

 

That Auction centre is in Leominster, Herefordshire. . . . less than four miles from the headquarters of the . . . .SAS . . . . I wonder if they ever auction old LRDG Landrovers with guns on the back. . .?

 

 

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If they did, I'll bet that Top Gear would do a feature clip of racing them, or dropping a caravan onto one.

 

Harleys.... Their marketing is remarkably successful. For many years I worked with a guy who was a HD lover. He always had at least two of them. And always had a maintenance story. Mostly silly design problems like starter motors etc. Eventually I pressed him about a recent trip from Brisbane to Canberra, and he proudly admitted " No problem. I always take the Gold Wing on long trips. It's so much more comfortable and it always gets me home. In ten years its only extra maintenance was a failed speedo lamp". BUT he still loves his Harleys. As the HD tee shirt logo's suggest, it just isn't logical.

 

 

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'Orses for Courses I reckon . . . I once agreed to ride a VIncent 998 Black Diamond from Brisbane to Melbourne and some barstard at a service station in Dubbo nicked me open face helmet and face mask, plus me stadium goggles from the parked bike whilst I was having me nosebag like. . . I found out what Australian insect wildlife tasted like the rest of the way down the Hume HIghway. . . very bitter aren't they ?. . I dunno how the chinks can eat that stuff. . . Make a mess of yer polaroid sunnies too. . .

Just a slight correction there mate. If it happened at Dubbo then you taste tested the Newell Highway insects not the Hume. They are much bigger and tastier out that way, the grashoppers especially. They have been fattened up on all the grain.

 

 

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