Phil Perry Posted December 2, 2017 Author Share Posted December 2, 2017 I remember when I crossed form Aussie rules to soccer (because I was knocked out 3 games in a row - small rover into packs that formed in those days), I obtained a red card in my first game at about the 5 minute mark. Laid a shirt-front shepherd on the other team; was completelty perplexed why the ref blew his whistle - but the mellee that ensued was, well, benign... I've just had a reply to this email to my Mate Jonathan - at Hook Norton. : ********************************* Hi Jonathan. . My Mate xxxxx and his family, may well be visiting the Hook Norton Brewery some time soon. I Mailed him ALL the details of the tours and costs etc, some time ago, and he seems very interested in visiting. He's been living and working in the UK for some years and lives here in the UK too. He works in or near London and is in the business, of, something to do with sorting / separating out the Euro / British laws for Brexit at the moment . . . . Of course, I told him that he would be very welcome, and if he mentioned the famous PHIL PERRY. . .that he would get a fifty Pee discount on his visit. Kind regards as always. . . Phil. ******************************* Hi Phil. Let me know when he’s coming and I’ll see what we can do. Cheers. ****************************** Ooooh,. . .I wonder if that means you'll get special service mate ? ? ? Knowing Jonathan,. . .most probably. ! Phil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Well, I have to oblige such an offer. The wife will prob40 give it a miss, but my step-father-in-law (who lives on FoD - Forest of Dean) will certainly be up for it... 50 free pees is not a bad deal at a brewery ;) I have finally been handed my marching orders (I asked for them) - finish on a couple of weeks time. Of course, one works harder finding the next gig than they do on the gig, but I think I can sneak down (well, from here, up) before xmas - if not soon after... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 Well, I have to oblige such an offer. The wife will prob40 give it a miss, but my step-father-in-law (who lives on FoD - Forest of Dean) will certainly be up for it... 50 free pees is not a bad deal at a brewery ;) I have finally been handed my marching orders (I asked for them) - finish on a couple of weeks time. Of course, one works harder finding the next gig than they do on the gig, but I think I can sneak down (well, from here, up) before xmas - if not soon after... OK Cobber,. . .don't forget to give me a call, message or phone text in advance so that I can alert Jonathan. . .being the chairman of the board, he isn't at the brewery all of the time. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 May want to get in touch with him.. His website is returning: Secure Connection Failed The connection to www.hooky.co.uk was interrupted while the page was loading. The page you are trying to view cannot be shown because the authenticity of the received data could not be verified. Please contact the web site owners to inform them of this problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 May want to get in touch with him.. His website is returning:Secure Connection Failed The connection to www.hooky.co.uk was interrupted while the page was loading. The page you are trying to view cannot be shown because the authenticity of the received data could not be verified. Please contact the web site owners to inform them of this problem. PM incoming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 May want to get in touch with him.. His website is returning:Secure Connection Failed The connection to www.hooky.co.uk was interrupted while the page was loading. The page you are trying to view cannot be shown because the authenticity of the received data could not be verified. Please contact the web site owners to inform them of this problem. I tried that link and it connected immediately Jerry. . . .? Are you Here, or still in OZ ? . . mind you, that shoudln't oughta marrer. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Found the problem - it is setting off parental control software... maybe the software thinks hooky is something else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 Found the problem - it is setting off parental control software... maybe the software thinks hooky is something else... Ah, OK. . . .I have no such protection on my computers. . .sometimes though, I wish I had. . . Looks like Jonathan has got a three day window to greet you Sir, week after next, Mon Tues Wed . . .won't be a world ending prob if you leave it until the new year though. . ! ( There ARE other places to have a drink after all ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willedoo Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 It often happens if the website's SSL certificate has expired. Even the biggest and most reputable companies sometimes forget to renew them on time which can lead to browser or other security blocking them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Ah, OK. . . .I have no such protection on my computers. . .sometimes though, I wish I had. . . Protection for computers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 4, 2017 Author Share Posted December 4, 2017 Protection for computers When I were in Australia,. . . .Durex was a brand of Sticky tape. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 It still is. But the tape's not waterproof and it hurts a bit when you try to pull it off sensitive skin..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Durex - Wiktionary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 And I think that in good old USA, a condom is called a prophylactic or a rubber. But if you go into a chemist (pharmacy) in Australia and ask for a prophylactic, all you get is a blank stare. Don't ask me how I know that..... In Australia a rubber is a thing that I would use for erasing a written error. ENGLISH ! She is a funny language, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 A friend of mine explained how he was sacked from his job in a public service office. A young woman came up to him and said "Have you got a rubber Dick?" To which he replied "Don't be personal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Phil Perry Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share Posted December 7, 2017 It is cold here in Minsk. . .I have made the young one some ear warmers for Christmas. . . He loves listening to Bach. . . [ATTACH]49096._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 It is cold here in Minsk. . .I have made the young one some ear warmers for Christmas. . . He loves listening to Bach. . . [ATTACH]49097._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]49098._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 8, 2017 Author Share Posted December 8, 2017 YE OLDE RADAR TRAPPE. . . . You can larf, but my Dad got a £10.00 fine for going past one of these in Devon . . .he said that he was only doing 60 MPH. . . .'ish. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff13 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 I like the Bobby standing to attention ANPRC25 set ( or something that looks just like one) strapped to his back LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 I like the Bobby standing to attention ANPRC25 set ( or something that looks just like one) strapped to his back LOL. And if that's a fag in his left hand that's very bad form. . .! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Phil Perry Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 There HAS to be a story behind this. . . . [ATTACH]49101._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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