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Phil Perry

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I remember when I crossed form Aussie rules to soccer (because I was knocked out 3 games in a row - small rover into packs that formed in those days), I obtained a red card in my first game at about the 5 minute mark. Laid a shirt-front shepherd on the other team; was completelty perplexed why the ref blew his whistle - but the mellee that ensued was, well, benign...

 

I've just had a reply to this email to my Mate Jonathan - at Hook Norton. :

 

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Hi Jonathan. .

 

My Mate xxxxx and his family, may well be visiting the Hook Norton Brewery some time soon.

 

I Mailed him ALL the details of the tours and costs etc, some time ago, and he seems very interested in visiting. He's been living and working in the UK for some years and lives here in the UK too. He works in or near London and is in the business, of, something to do with sorting / separating out the Euro / British laws for Brexit at the moment . . . .

 

Of course, I told him that he would be very welcome, and if he mentioned the famous PHIL PERRY. . .that he would get a fifty Pee discount on his visit.

 

Kind regards as always. . .

 

Phil.

 

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Hi Phil. Let me know when he’s coming and I’ll see what we can do.

 

Cheers.

 

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Ooooh,. . .I wonder if that means you'll get special service mate ? ? ? Knowing Jonathan,. . .most probably. !

 

Phil.

 

 

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Well, I have to oblige such an offer. The wife will prob40 give it a miss, but my step-father-in-law (who lives on FoD - Forest of Dean) will certainly be up for it... 50 free pees is not a bad deal at a brewery ;)

 

I have finally been handed my marching orders (I asked for them) - finish on a couple of weeks time. Of course, one works harder finding the next gig than they do on the gig, but I think I can sneak down (well, from here, up) before xmas - if not soon after...

 

 

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Well, I have to oblige such an offer. The wife will prob40 give it a miss, but my step-father-in-law (who lives on FoD - Forest of Dean) will certainly be up for it... 50 free pees is not a bad deal at a brewery ;)

I have finally been handed my marching orders (I asked for them) - finish on a couple of weeks time. Of course, one works harder finding the next gig than they do on the gig, but I think I can sneak down (well, from here, up) before xmas - if not soon after...

OK Cobber,. . .don't forget to give me a call, message or phone text in advance so that I can alert Jonathan. . .being the chairman of the board, he isn't at the brewery all of the time. . .

 

 

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May want to get in touch with him.. His website is returning:

 

Secure Connection Failed

 

The connection to www.hooky.co.uk was interrupted while the page was loading.

 

The page you are trying to view cannot be shown because the authenticity of the received data could not be verified.

 

Please contact the web site owners to inform them of this problem.

 

 

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May want to get in touch with him.. His website is returning:Secure Connection Failed

 

The connection to www.hooky.co.uk was interrupted while the page was loading.

 

The page you are trying to view cannot be shown because the authenticity of the received data could not be verified.

 

Please contact the web site owners to inform them of this problem.

PM incoming.

 

 

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May want to get in touch with him.. His website is returning:Secure Connection Failed

 

The connection to www.hooky.co.uk was interrupted while the page was loading.

 

The page you are trying to view cannot be shown because the authenticity of the received data could not be verified.

 

Please contact the web site owners to inform them of this problem.

I tried that link and it connected immediately Jerry. . . .? Are you Here, or still in OZ ? . . mind you, that shoudln't oughta marrer. . .

 

 

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Found the problem - it is setting off parental control software... maybe the software thinks hooky is something else...

Ah, OK. . . .I have no such protection on my computers. . .sometimes though, I wish I had. . .

 

Looks like Jonathan has got a three day window to greet you Sir, week after next, Mon Tues Wed . . .won't be a world ending prob if you leave it until the new year though. . ! ( There ARE other places to have a drink after all )

 

 

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And I think that in good old USA, a condom is called a prophylactic or a rubber. But if you go into a chemist (pharmacy) in Australia and ask for a prophylactic, all you get is a blank stare.

 

Don't ask me how I know that.....

 

In Australia a rubber is a thing that I would use for erasing a written error.

 

ENGLISH ! She is a funny language, eh?

 

 

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