Phil Perry Posted December 10, 2017 Author Share Posted December 10, 2017 [ATTACH]49111._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 The English are at it again! I didn't know cats could cook?. A bag of cat heads found at rear of restaurant, They make great "chicken curry", LoL spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 13, 2017 Author Share Posted December 13, 2017 Read all about it. . . . . . Poor choice of headlines ? [ATTACH]49115._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Cats are known as roof rabbit. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Just had a look to see which "Corrie" star had the booze problem and I see that the Grim Reaper knocked on several doors in Coronation Street in the past few months. Unscripted storyline changes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 [ATTACH=full]2802[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]2803[/ATTACH] https://en.wikipedia.org/wi... > We took the kids to "Obletter" a couple of days ago, biggest toy shop in Munich. Walking past the plastic models I glimpsed one of the German rail gun "Dora"... must have been a hell of a recoil! [ATTACH]49116._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share Posted December 14, 2017 We took the kids to "Obletter" a couple of days ago, biggest toy shop in Munich. Walking past the plastic models I glimpsed one of the German rail gun "Dora"... must have been a hell of a recoil! [ATTACH=full]2832[/ATTACH] Recoil. . .Yes, I'll bet ! . . . I hope the weather is OK there Marty, We've ha a lot of snow over the past couple of weeks, culminating in anther batch last night. . . .roads are normally very quickly choked in the UK as not many new drivers have much experience in the deep stuff ! With a bit of luck it will be all over when you get to Blighty. . . Enjoy ( The Beer too ! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share Posted December 14, 2017 Just had a look to see which "Corrie" star had the booze problem and I see that the Grim Reaper knocked on several doors in Coronation Street in the past few months. Unscripted storyline changes? Gotta be honest here OME,. . . I have not watched Corrie since Len Fairclough and Elsie Tanner had a bit of a fling. . . 1959 / 60 ?. . I forget now. My favourite character was Violet Carson, AKA Ena Sharples, . .mainly because I had an Aunt from Stockport, who had the same accent, temperament and even the Hairnet. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share Posted December 14, 2017 If you manage to score a date with this lady,. . . . .Might be a good idea not to be late. . . . [ATTACH]49117._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share Posted December 14, 2017 Sexuality creeping into the Food industry ? ? ? [ATTACH]49118._xfImport[/ATTACH] I want my Gingerbread Men back. . .I protest. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share Posted December 14, 2017 Is this one of yours Peter ? ? ? Can't remember where I saw it first. . . .( Alzheimers R Us. . .) [ATTACH]49119._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Recoil. . .Yes, I'll bet ! . . . I hope the weather is OK there Marty, We've ha a lot of snow over the past couple of weeks, culminating in anther batch last night. . . .roads are normally very quickly choked in the UK as not many new drivers have much experience in the deep stuff ! With a bit of luck it will be all over when you get to Blighty. . . Enjoy ( The Beer too ! ) Thanks Phil, We've already been to Blighty, spent 10 days in Skipton. On the 10th we started driving to Manchester around 12:30pm (5:50pm flight) because we heard there may be snow and traffic troubles. Got there by 3pm(ish) but much of it was driving through snow, then at the airport saw on the news that many highways, including in the Midlands, were being closed - we were lucky! As it was our flight was delayed by 1.5 hours as the plane needed de-icing and there was a queue for the runway, but at least we made it out on the right day. (My wife made the observation that it was very similar to the movie Die Hard 2; I reminded her that it didn't end well for one of the planes in that one...) Currently enjoying the snow in Uffing am Staffelsee (German names are almost as funny as English) - kids and us have been tobogganing today. We fly out of Germany on the 30th and have one night in Manchester again, which we're spending on a canal boat - hope the heating works! Then fly out of Manchester back to Aus on the 31st. We actually lose New Year's day and land in Melbourne on the 2nd of January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share Posted December 14, 2017 Thanks Phil, We've already been to Blighty, spent 10 days in Skipton. On the 10th we started driving to Manchester around 12:30pm (5:50pm flight) because we heard there may be snow and traffic troubles. Got there by 3pm(ish) but much of it was driving through snow, then at the airport saw on the news that many highways, including in the Midlands, were being closed - we were lucky! As it was our flight was delayed by 1.5 hours as the plane needed de-icing and there was a queue for the runway, but at least we made it out on the right day. (My wife made the observation that it was very similar to the movie Die Hard 2; I reminded her that it didn't end well for one of the planes in that one...) Currently enjoying the snow in Uffing am Staffelsee (German names are almost as funny as English) - kids and us have been tobogganing today. We fly out of Germany on the 30th and have one night in Manchester again, which we're spending on a canal boat - hope the heating works! Then fly out of Manchester back to Aus on the 31st. We actually lose New Year's day and land in Melbourne on the 2nd of January. Nun, ich hoffe ihr habt alle Frohe Weihnachten . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Marty, that was superb planning. Missing New Year Day means you aren't obliged to make (or stick to) ANY New Year s resolutions ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 You're right about funny German names Marty. Whilst there, you might like to buy your wife a new bra for a Christmas present. They have numerous shops in a place which I think is called Stoppemfloppen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 I bought myself a new franchise. Business is coming along well. [ATTACH]49120._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share Posted December 14, 2017 Marty, that was superb planning. Missing New Year Day means you aren't obliged to make (or stick to) ANY New Year s resolutions ! 'Ang on. . .Not so fast. . .we'll hold him to any resolutions from 'Some Time' in Jan. . .I mean, It's only Fair innit ?. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Why do you talk like THAT Phil? #1639. I thought you guys WON the last war. Perhaps you want a discount for Brexit eh? Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share Posted December 14, 2017 Why do you talk like THAT Phil? #1639. I thought you guys WON the last war. Perhaps you want a discount for Brexit eh? Nev HAHAHAHAHAHA don't be daft Nev,. . Brexit was never going to happen. we all knew that from day 3 after the vote. . . .the Pollies are too used to having their noses in the trough and looking forward to the EU payoffs and massive pensions if they just play the game. Which is all it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Could be an expensive GAME. I have no idea where this one will pan out. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Marty, that was superb planning. Missing New Year Day means you aren't obliged to make (or stick to) ANY New Year s resolutions ! ...and that would be different to any other year because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 I bought myself a new franchise. Business is coming along well.[ATTACH=full]2836[/ATTACH] That'd be a boutique clientele. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Why do you talk like THAT Phil? #1639. I thought you guys WON the last war. Perhaps you want a discount for Brexit eh? Nev Don't mention the war!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 [ATTACH]49121._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Tasmanians would never get it. That's a nice warm winter's day down here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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