Silly Picture Thread.

[Phil Perry]

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[spacesailor]

The English are at it again!

 

I didn't know cats could cook?.

 

A bag of cat heads found at rear of restaurant,

 

They make great "chicken curry", LoL

 

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[Phil Perry]

Read all about it. . . . . . Poor choice of headlines ?

 

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[facthunter]

Cats are known as roof rabbit. Nev

 

 

[old man emu]

Just had a look to see which "Corrie" star had the booze problem and I see that the Grim Reaper knocked on several doors in Coronation Street in the past few months. Unscripted storyline changes?

 

 

[Marty_d]

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We took the kids to "Obletter" a couple of days ago, biggest toy shop in Munich. Walking past the plastic models I glimpsed one of the German rail gun "Dora"... must have been a hell of a recoil!

 

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[Phil Perry]

We took the kids to "Obletter" a couple of days ago, biggest toy shop in Munich. Walking past the plastic models I glimpsed one of the German rail gun "Dora"... must have been a hell of a recoil!

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Recoil. . .Yes, I'll bet ! . . . I hope the weather is OK there Marty, We've ha a lot of snow over the past couple of weeks, culminating in anther batch last night. . . .roads are normally very quickly choked in the UK as not many new drivers have much experience in the deep stuff ! With a bit of luck it will be all over when you get to Blighty. . .

 

Enjoy ( The Beer too ! )

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Just had a look to see which "Corrie" star had the booze problem and I see that the Grim Reaper knocked on several doors in Coronation Street in the past few months. Unscripted storyline changes?

Gotta be honest here OME,. . . I have not watched Corrie since Len Fairclough and Elsie Tanner had a bit of a fling. . . 1959 / 60 ?. . I forget now. My favourite character was Violet Carson, AKA Ena Sharples, . .mainly because I had an Aunt from Stockport, who had the same accent, temperament and even the Hairnet. . .

 

 

[Phil Perry]

If you manage to score a date with this lady,. . . . .Might be a good idea not to be late. . . .

 

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[Phil Perry]

Sexuality creeping into the Food industry ? ? ?

 

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I want my Gingerbread Men back. . .I protest. . . .

 

[Phil Perry]

Is this one of yours Peter ? ? ? Can't remember where I saw it first. . . .( Alzheimers R Us. . .)

 

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[Marty_d]

Recoil. . .Yes, I'll bet ! . . . I hope the weather is OK there Marty, We've ha a lot of snow over the past couple of weeks, culminating in anther batch last night. . . .roads are normally very quickly choked in the UK as not many new drivers have much experience in the deep stuff ! With a bit of luck it will be all over when you get to Blighty. . .

Enjoy ( The Beer too ! )

Thanks Phil,

 

We've already been to Blighty, spent 10 days in Skipton. On the 10th we started driving to Manchester around 12:30pm (5:50pm flight) because we heard there may be snow and traffic troubles. Got there by 3pm(ish) but much of it was driving through snow, then at the airport saw on the news that many highways, including in the Midlands, were being closed - we were lucky!

 

As it was our flight was delayed by 1.5 hours as the plane needed de-icing and there was a queue for the runway, but at least we made it out on the right day. (My wife made the observation that it was very similar to the movie Die Hard 2; I reminded her that it didn't end well for one of the planes in that one...)

 

Currently enjoying the snow in Uffing am Staffelsee (German names are almost as funny as English) - kids and us have been tobogganing today.

 

We fly out of Germany on the 30th and have one night in Manchester again, which we're spending on a canal boat - hope the heating works! Then fly out of Manchester back to Aus on the 31st. We actually lose New Year's day and land in Melbourne on the 2nd of January.

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Thanks Phil,

We've already been to Blighty, spent 10 days in Skipton. On the 10th we started driving to Manchester around 12:30pm (5:50pm flight) because we heard there may be snow and traffic troubles. Got there by 3pm(ish) but much of it was driving through snow, then at the airport saw on the news that many highways, including in the Midlands, were being closed - we were lucky!

 

As it was our flight was delayed by 1.5 hours as the plane needed de-icing and there was a queue for the runway, but at least we made it out on the right day. (My wife made the observation that it was very similar to the movie Die Hard 2; I reminded her that it didn't end well for one of the planes in that one...)

 

Currently enjoying the snow in Uffing am Staffelsee (German names are almost as funny as English) - kids and us have been tobogganing today.

 

We fly out of Germany on the 30th and have one night in Manchester again, which we're spending on a canal boat - hope the heating works! Then fly out of Manchester back to Aus on the 31st. We actually lose New Year's day and land in Melbourne on the 2nd of January.

Nun, ich hoffe ihr habt alle Frohe Weihnachten . . .

 

 

[nomadpete]

Marty, that was superb planning. Missing New Year Day means you aren't obliged to make (or stick to) ANY New Year s resolutions !

 

 

[planedriver]

You're right about funny German names Marty. Whilst there, you might like to buy your wife a new bra for a Christmas present. They have numerous shops in a place which I think is called Stoppemfloppen.

 

 

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I bought myself a new franchise. Business is coming along well.

 

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[Phil Perry]

Marty, that was superb planning. Missing New Year Day means you aren't obliged to make (or stick to) ANY New Year s resolutions !

'Ang on. . .Not so fast. . .we'll hold him to any resolutions from 'Some Time' in Jan. . .I mean, It's only Fair innit ?. . .

 

 

[facthunter]

Why do you talk like THAT Phil? #1639. I thought you guys WON the last war. Perhaps you want a discount for Brexit eh? Nev

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Why do you talk like THAT Phil? #1639. I thought you guys WON the last war. Perhaps you want a discount for Brexit eh? Nev

HAHAHAHAHAHA don't be daft Nev,. . Brexit was never going to happen. we all knew that from day 3 after the vote. . . .the Pollies are too used to having their noses in the trough and looking forward to the EU payoffs and massive pensions if they just play the game. Which is all it is.

 

 

[facthunter]

Could be an expensive GAME. I have no idea where this one will pan out. Nev

 

 

[Marty_d]

Marty, that was superb planning. Missing New Year Day means you aren't obliged to make (or stick to) ANY New Year s resolutions !

...and that would be different to any other year because...

 

 

[Marty_d]

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That'd be a boutique clientele.

 

 

[Marty_d]

Why do you talk like THAT Phil? #1639. I thought you guys WON the last war. Perhaps you want a discount for Brexit eh? Nev

Don't mention the war!!!

 

 

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[nomadpete]

Tasmanians would never get it. That's a nice warm winter's day down here.