Silly Picture Thread.

[Phil Perry]

I woke up yesterday morning with my face swollen up like a football. . . looked in the mirror and twas a horrible sight, terrible. Abcess apparently. . . Couldn't get an emergency appointment at my dentist, so I went to the local hospital and waited to see their dental people. I looked so shockingly bad that the lady dentist on duty had to put her hijab on backwards as my visage was making her ill. . . .

 

 

[Litespeed]

Bloody Mirrors- should be banned.

 

Make me look ancient

 

All Red sees is a old codger

 

And poor bloody Phil's face exploded

 

I say we revolt and break the bastards with a Black cat

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Odd thing about mirrors, there's definitely something wrong with the one I've put up in our front lobby, when the missus walks past it, there's no reflection. . . .Hmmm . . .

 

 

[Litespeed]

I told you mate- traditional remedies is called for.

 

Go get a stake, some birch and flammable liquid or off to the potting shed

 

 

[Phil Perry]

No No Noooo . .. not yet,. . . the buried millions first ! ! ! She knows where it's all hidden !

 

 

[Litespeed]

You are a wise old bugger at times Phil

 

 

[pmccarthy]

You need one of those stickers that says "Warning. Objects seen in this mirror may be uglier than they appear." At least I think that is what my rear view mirror says.

 

 

[PA.]

Old lady buying a new car. Salesman points to sign on mirror. "This is the seniors version."

Sign says: OBJECTS IN MIRROR WOULD LIKE YOU TO TRAVEL FASTER.

Like this?

 

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[Litespeed]

Sorry I didn't have a camera but saw a classic that made me laugh the other day.

 

It was a motorbike with a "Baby on Board" sticker on a wooden board strapped to the back of his rack.

 

And a doll baby strapped to the board.

 

I laughed for ages

 

 

[spacesailor]

Don't like your reflection!,

 

Change it. I'm sporting my first facial hair!, and no bad comments to boot.

 

spacesailor

 

 

[Litespeed]

Don't like your reflection!,

Change it. I'm sporting my first facial hair!, and no bad comments to boot.

 

spacesailor

Does that mean you have reached Puberty?

 

I change mine often from old and greying before my time to caveman hairy and still greying

 

 

[Yenn]

I gave up looking in a mirror when I found that my son looked more like me than I do.

 

Pity I have to go to the Sunshine Coast to see what I look like.

 

 

[M61A1]

Old lady buying a new car. Salesman points to sign on mirror. "This is the seniors version."

Sign says: OBJECTS IN MIRROR WOULD LIKE YOU TO TRAVEL FASTER.

That's a bit of a wild assumption that these people even use their mirror for anything other than makeup.....

 

 

[old man emu]

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Also watch out for spoon drains.

 

 

[Old Koreelah]

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[Old Koreelah]

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[IBob]

Okay...who let the woodturners in?

 

They're like the bluddy bagpipe players: most of 'em need to practice, but you really wish they wouldn't...(

 

 

[Old Koreelah]

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[facthunter]

I thought that was an eyesight test. Nev

 

 

[Robbo]

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So True !

 

 

[Phil Perry]

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[storchy neil]

So that's how the fight started Neil

 

 

[Marty_d]

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THAT's your missus? You old dog!

 

 

[Phil Perry]

"Now I realise why I could never get any time on the mainframe whilst at university" . . . ( says youngest Daughter. . .)

 

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THAT's your missus? You old dog!

 

I Re- married quite late in life,. . . she DOES wear me out at times, as you can possibly imagine. . . .

 

[Phil Perry]

I shudder to think what footwear quality they sell here, the website isn't much help. . .

 

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