Silly Picture Thread.

[Phil Perry]

Hey Phil,love the socks and sparticus sandals LOL

Yeah Gareth,. . .I always took the pi$$ out of old guys wearing socks with sandals,. . .but in mitigation, the sandals were brand new, and chafed me poor feet. . . .Not only that, the tops of me feet got sunburned the day before, hadn't you heard ? we have a stonking heatwave here i the UK been up to 28/29 every day for a few weeks. . .Jeeze. . ! I've been sweating like an adulteress in Kabul mate. . .

 

 

[Old Koreelah]

Here's a Still picture David, taken by Little Daughter around 1 second before it hit me in the head . . . .(Incidentally I'm not really a fat barstard,. . . that tee shirt is quite thick. . .) The item i my mouth by the way, is the joystick pad instruction overlay card . . .I should have left it in position. . . Fortunately, I ony have a small cut above my left eye which is healing nicely.[ATTACH=full]3376[/ATTACH]

Dangerous damned things, Phil. I'd be wearing all my motorcycling armour, including full face helmet!

 

 

[Phil Perry]

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Colour me shocked. . . .we're still I the competition. . . BUT. . CROATIA are proper team. . . . .next Wednesday, we are playing THEM. . . .

 

( Cue horror movie soundtrack. . .)

 

[old man emu]

You've got to get up early to beat Phil. This morning I was thinking of throwing that cartoon back at him.

 

I suppose it is Australia's duty the barrack for the Mother Country.

 

 

[gareth lacey]

28,29 degrees that's our winter LOL no such thing as fat its portly(as I am) and those whirly gig things are dangerous in the hands of pilots who fly proper aircraft LOL

 

 

[Phil Perry]

I always wondered why the 'Guards' wore those bloody silly hats. . . .

 

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[Phil Perry]

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[facthunter]

The US pilot who was pissing over Patsburg.. Nev

 

 

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[Phil Perry]

Immigration explained.

 

A deer walked into a gift shop in Colorado and the owner gave it some biscuits. Eventually it left, only to return half an hour later with its whole family.

 

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[old man emu]

Some Pommy bastard did that with rabbits in Victoria in the 1800's.

 

At least it kept Akubra in business for years, and supported a number of small fresh meat retailers ' "Rabbi-oh!"

 

 

[facthunter]

The Akubra hats were made from bunny fur supplied from FRANCE. We never had an organized and reliable enough supply situation here.. . Nothing's Sacred. Did keep a lot fed in the depression years but I'm told they are not very nutricious. .Nev

 

 

[Old Koreelah]

Never enjoyed eating them, but we trapped them for pocket money in the 60's, so there was a market then.

 

 

[nomadpete]

Nostalgia does something strange to the taste buds. Maybe rabbit tasted better in the good ole days?

 

I know a couple of people who speak highly of rabbit dinners. I've tried it (only once).

 

 

[Marty_d]

Don't talk to my wife about rabbits - she says she was raised on them and can't stand them.

 

 

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That moment you know it's going to piss down.

 

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[Phil Perry]

Don't talk to my wife about rabbits - she says she was raised on them and can't stand them.

I agree with your Good Lady Marty.

 

We used to visit one of my Aunts twice weekly. They had a small farm and Dad used to shoot rabbits there. Auntie always gave Mum a couple of sodding rabbit pies to take home with us. . .we were duly forced to endure it three times weekly in the mid to late 1950s. . .I used to sneak bits of mine to the cat under the dinner table. . he didn't seem to mind. !

 

 

[old man emu]

Back then, perhaps our aunts used to cook underground mutton the same way they cooked mutton. I wonder what a Master Chief contestant would do with a rabbit now.

 

 

[Marty_d]

I agree with your Good Lady Marty.

We used to visit one of my Aunts twice weekly. They had a small farm and Dad used to shoot rabbits there. Auntie always gave Mum a couple of sodding rabbit pies to take home with us. . .we were duly forced to endure it three times weekly in the mid to late 1950s. . .I used to sneak bits of mine to the cat under the dinner table. . he didn't seem to mind. !

You'd want to be careful, I reckon a skun cat would look about the same as a rabbit, and probably taste like one too.

 

No rude comments from the filthy-minded...

 

 

[nomadpete]

Nah.

 

I reckon Kentucky Fried kitten would have to taste better than rabbit.

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Anyone know where I can get me some of that Novichok? I wouldn't mind trying it. I'd ditch my Oil of Olay face cream for this stuff !

 

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[old man emu]

There are never many cats in the alleys behind Chow shops.

 

 

[Phil Perry]

There are never many cats in the alleys behind Chow shops.

Around four years back In the city of Leicester, lots of curry shops got raided by Enviro Health officers after four sacks of Cat heads were discovered at the rear of one of the establishments, during a routine Local Council hygiene inspection.

 

I dunno if I've ever inadvertantly eaten cat meat,. . .as I've had restaurant food in many places in the world. . . got nowt to compare it with ! . . . Meow Balti Biryani anyone ?

 

 

[red750]

Went to our chicken store today to pick up chicken pet mince for the dogs. They are selling underground mutton for $20 each.

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Went to our chicken store today to pick up chicken pet mince for the dogs. They are selling underground mutton for $20 each.

Is that a bit like how 'Underground Music' used to be I wonder. . ? ? ? I used to buy that on translucent, coloured vinyl discs from scruffy little shops in London and Brum. . . the quality was Horrible, but it was cheap and the artistes were unable to get record deals or airplay on the bbc. . . .( Except on the John Peel show )