SILLY SIGNS. . . . .LET'S START A THREAD ?

[Cosmick]

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Where is the 'Nasty" Button

 

 

[facthunter]

Fuchs is FOX and not a faux fox either. Nev

 

 

[spacesailor]

I had a man from the UK stay with me and his name is "John Doe",

 

and yes his sister is Jane, of course.

 

spacesailor

 

 

[Marty_d]

Hear about the tractor salesman whose wife left him?

 

She wrote him a "John Deere" letter...

 

 

[Phil Perry]

This, just in from Cape Town. . . . Sed Effrika. . . .

 

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[Phil Perry]

Silly Political sign. . . . .. these were posted "In certain neighbourhoods" all over the country in the runup to the last general election. . .

 

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[Marty_d]

There are d*ck heads everywhere Phil. Luckily the only ones they influence are other d*ck heads.

 

 

[pmccarthy]

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Stone sculpture was at base of tree.

 

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[PA.]

Anyone want to join me?

 

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[facthunter]

Is there a demand for drunken husbands?

 

 

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[Litespeed]

Is there a demand for drunken husbands?

Huge demand actually,......,.....

 

Stop drinking

 

Do the lawns

 

Wash the car

 

Spend the money on a present instead

 

Go shopping for me

 

The list is almost endless

 

See what happens if the husband makes demands.....

 

 

[facthunter]

I didn't think any one would want one. Nev

 

 

[hihosland]

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Tim,e for an ale or two!!

 

[Old Koreelah]

Pretty easy choice...

 

 

[Cosmick]

They say that alcohol was invented so that even the ......... Well you know the rest but in the case at hand I don't think there is a liver out there that could handle the required quantity.

 

 

[Cosmick]

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[Marty_d]

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Those tricksy little hobbitses!!!

 

 

[SSCBD]

Not a sign but 1,000 words of paperwork to fill in.

 

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[kaz3g]

Hear about the tractor salesman whose wife left him? She wrote him a "John Deere" letter...

My Aunty Ruby's last name was Mortis and I had an uncle John Frost.

 

Kaz

 

 

[Marty_d]

My Aunty Ruby's last name was Mortis and I had an uncle John Frost.

Kaz

Did she work as a Rigger?

 

 

[Old Koreelah]

I know of a family called Tickle. Their matriarch was Theresa, universally known as Tess.

 

 

[Soleair]

Did she work as a Rigger?

Or go to a dance with a friend called Tenon?

 

 

[Marty_d]

Or go to a dance with a friend called Tenon?

It'd be even funnier if they shared a joint...

 

 

[Phil Perry]

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