nomadpete Posted January 9, 2017 Posted January 9, 2017 Some of the kids working in supermarkets these days wouldn't know a watermelon from a corn cob Then again...... The way that gmo is modifying just about everything, maybe watermelons are now yellow knobbly things?
Cosmick Posted January 9, 2017 Posted January 9, 2017 What IS the world coming too........................... Vegetables dressed up as fruit
old man emu Posted January 9, 2017 Posted January 9, 2017 Then again...... The way that gmo is modifying just about everything, maybe watermelons are now yellow knobbly things? No. Yellow knobbly things are my jaundiced knees.
Guest Deskpilot1 Posted January 20, 2017 Posted January 20, 2017 Same goes for airfields.....................except for the outdoor sex....................or have I just been unlucky.
hihosland Posted January 20, 2017 Posted January 20, 2017 warning for this site [ATTACH]48650._xfImport[/ATTACH]
Mick Posted January 20, 2017 Posted January 20, 2017 Same goes for airfields.....................except for the outdoor sex....................or have I just been unlucky. Maybe if you didn't smell bad & make funny sounds you might have more luck
Guest Deskpilot1 Posted January 20, 2017 Posted January 20, 2017 That only applies during and after having sex, just not out-doors on an airfield.
cscotthendry Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 [ATTACH]48651._xfImport[/ATTACH] Found in my local library
MarcK Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 In northern NSW just out of Lismore there is a small blink and you will miss it town called Goolmangah (spelling). There used to be this sign that proudly printed on it I would say by the local council "Goolmangah where the cows come first" it's diary farming territory so that explains their fondness for cattle but I think they are going to extremes keeping the bovine happy. M
Geoff13 Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Slow bulls. Damn you Yenn I just spat my cuppa Tea all over the keyboard.
storchy neil Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Yeh reminded me of the young bull and old bull story Neil
storchy neil Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 hey red has the school got free drugs :oops:neil
facthunter Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 Like the "Free Range eggs". False advertising. They've made me pay for them every time so far. Nev
pmccarthy Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 I never got the free Nelson Mandela either.
IBob Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 I struggle with Real Estate...I mean, who would buy Imaginary Estate?
IBob Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 Because it is so good, it's unreal. Oh.......silly moi...........
facthunter Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 It was only dirt till we surveyed it. Then it becomes gold. Nev
Marty_d Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 I never got the free Nelson Mandela either. Didn't you? If you also collect Swart, de Klerk, Viljoen, Botha, Heunis, de Klerk (another one!) Mbeki, Motlanthe and Zuma, you'll have the full set.
Bryon Posted March 1, 2017 Posted March 1, 2017 I struggle with "Stable manure" What if there was "Unstable manure", would anyone buy it in case it explodes?
Admin Posted March 1, 2017 Posted March 1, 2017 There are no nuts in doughnuts Steam rollers don't roll steam The lollies Life Savers don't save lives "Confused"
Litespeed Posted March 2, 2017 Posted March 2, 2017 Ian are you sure? I was sure that Heinz baby food was a genuine product. You mean there are no babies in baby fooD? I have been ripped off......................false advertising
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