SILLY SIGNS. . . . .LET'S START A THREAD ?

[Guernsey]

Some of the kids working in supermarkets these days wouldn't know a watermelon from a corn cob

Then again...... The way that gmo is modifying just about everything, maybe watermelons are now yellow knobbly things?

Hey!! you talking about my wife???

 

Alan.

 

 

[Flying Officer Kite]

Ian are you sure?

I was sure that Heinz baby food was a genuine product.

 

You mean there are no babies in baby fooD?

 

I have been ripped off......................false advertising

Huh? I'm still trying to work out how Baby Powder works...

 

 

[old man emu]

I heard that dog biscuits are popular in some Asian countries.

 

 

[Bikky]

Baby oil!? I think I'll stick with canola.

 

 

[nomadpete]

Huh? I'm still trying to work out how Baby Powder works...

Baby Powder.........

 

Made by the Polaroid people.

 

Just add water

 

 

[IBob]

Baby oil!? I think I'll stick with canola.

Stops 'em squeakin'...........

 

 

[Admin]

Stops 'em squeakin'...........

Who...the wife? Nothing like a baby oil massage...hmmmmm

 

 

[Phil Perry]

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? ? ? ( I don't get the Charlie Chaplin one. . .)

 

[spacesailor]

Perhaps!,

 

Alluding to hidden cameras, aka "Big Brother is Watching You".

 

spacesailor

 

 

[PA.]

Spotted in a house for sale picture.

 

28 Fairfax Road Mosman NSW 2088 - House for Sale #125080358 - realestate.com.au

 

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[nomadpete]

So, whose house was that? More importantly, which wife?

 

 

[hihosland]

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made from the fur of solent green cats?

 

[bexrbetter]

I heard that dog biscuits are popular in some Asian countries.

 

 

You mean there are no babies in baby food?

 

I have been ripped off......................false advertising

 

In our local small grocery store ... (China)

 

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[old man emu]

Referring to the pictures in red750's post above, it's a relief when someone publishes the truth.

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Some asshole on his mobile phone got creamed ...

... and the picture was taken by a driving driver with a mobile phone.

 

 

[old man emu]

America - no offence.

 

 

[PA.]

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Reminds me of the time I was as the local swimming pool and thought I would have a sneaky pee in the deep end. Well the lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.

 

[bexrbetter]

Stationary - brake lights second car in front.

Sure, because car brake lights only work when they come to a complete stop.

 

America - no offence.

?

 

America offends everybody.

 

 

[Phil Perry]

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[Jerry_Atrick]

Re the Deer Crossing signs...................they live among us

Please Move The Deer Crossing - YouTube

I have worked pretty extensively in North Dakota (Fargo is the state's main city - although Bismarck is the state capital) and there aren't too many people there who don't have only a casual knowledge of deer... I would say that was a prank call... (In fact, I think I know who the voice belongs to... not).

 

 

[Jerry_Atrick]

Don't Argue - AFL style

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Well, he has come a long way since last year!

 

 

[old man emu]

Our experienced ground engineers will soon have you on your way -

 

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[Jerry_Atrick]

Some of you wil receive alerts for likes, funnies and winners dating back to the start of this thread - just caught up on it..

 

SO here's my starter for 10..

 

 

 

[Jerry_Atrick]

And another silly sign

 

 

 

[Jerry_Atrick]