old man emu Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 Nah, that's too simple.Well partly true. Due to osteoarthritis and osteoporosis causing spinal problems, she is almost bed-ridden. Or should that be settee ridden, as that is where she sleeps, in the lounge room. There she can watch two TVs and use her laptop. Conversations usually start when I'm in another room, where I usually have my own TV on. When I get up, go into the lounge and ask her to repeat, she says "Put your hearing aids in.", and refuses to repeat what she said, then the next day says "I told you yesterday. Think back." Or, "I wont tell you again." Ahhh, wedded bliss. Got you, you bastard. You're the one who sneaks in to her when I'm away. When I catch up with you, I'll have your guts for gaiters. A real gentleman would leave a quid on the fridge when he tool a bloke's beer.
Old Koreelah Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 ...Just a bit of trivia - the largest Welsh speaking population outside of Wales is in Argentina... Ahhh, the penny drops. I always wondered why a Latin American nation was so big on Rugby.
Yenn Posted February 3, 2018 Posted February 3, 2018 Welsh road signs. The village my sister in law lives in has 3 roads going to it. 3 different spellings. not only bike, but also anbwlance, for when you fall off the beic. Malay is similar with bas secolah for school bus and moto sica for motor bike.
old man emu Posted March 12, 2018 Posted March 12, 2018 [ATTACH=full]3116[/ATTACH] Clover Moore's Utopian vision.
spacesailor Posted March 12, 2018 Posted March 12, 2018 We've got one of those in Toongabbie (2146NSW) They put a power pole in the middle of the foot-path, people with prams have to go onto the (very busy) road spacesailor
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red750 Posted July 29, 2018 Posted July 29, 2018 Here's a few to make you chuckle. [ATTACH]49469._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]49463._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]49464._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]49465._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]49466._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]49467._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]49468._xfImport[/ATTACH]
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spacesailor Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 The New car s will stop for the zombie s . They also call the emergency to take away the bodey.s. if the car Didn.t like the look ofthat pertiular zombie. LoL spacesailor
David2ayo Posted August 15, 2018 Posted August 15, 2018 Sign at the Nurses Station, maternity ward at a Sydney hospital. "Mary had a little lamb, the gynecologist was surprised. But when McDonald had a farm, she couldn't believe her eyes."
Admin Posted September 12, 2018 Posted September 12, 2018 My daughter Caitlin didn't get that...the youth of today!!!
facthunter Posted September 12, 2018 Posted September 12, 2018 It just means you won't get in till then. Nev
spacesailor Posted September 12, 2018 Posted September 12, 2018 or out Fell asleep reading boreing tome. spacesailor
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