nomadpete Posted January 18 Posted January 18 5 hours ago, Litespeed said: Bugger that, I am worried about blisters on my tongue 😛 And that, my friend, is indeed a silly sign. 2
facthunter Posted January 19 Posted January 19 Lost in the translation I expect. There's a place called Condom in France. Nev 1
nomadpete Posted January 19 Posted January 19 3 hours ago, facthunter said: Lost in the translation I expect. There's a place called Condom in France. Nev I don't want that stuck on my tongue! 1
nomadpete Posted January 19 Posted January 19 Just now, nomadpete said: I don't want that stuck on my tongue! It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue 1
onetrack Posted January 19 Posted January 19 (edited) Nomadpete, are you fully expecting to have to roll a condom onto your tongue, when you buy a Vagina Tandoori?? Edited January 19 by onetrack 1
old man emu Posted January 19 Posted January 19 According to Google Translate, the French word for "condom" is le préservatif. Interestingly, since French nouns have either masculine or feminine gender, le préservatif is masculine. Word of caution: If you decide upon a French wine while dining with a person of the feminine persuasion, check that the label says "preservatives added". 1 1
Marty_d Posted January 19 Posted January 19 8 hours ago, onetrack said: Nomadpete, are you fully expecting to have to roll a condom onto your tongue, when you buy a Vagina Tandoori?? Not for the Tandoori, but if it was a Vagina Vindaloo, you'd probably want 2... 1 1
old man emu Posted January 20 Posted January 20 3 hours ago, facthunter said: Do females need persuading?. Nev That proves it! Nev is an alien amongst us! 1 1
Litespeed Posted January 31 Posted January 31 49 minutes ago, Marty_d said: Not in the jail showers, I've heard. You might not have a choice. 1 1
facthunter Posted February 1 Posted February 1 This is a fairly OFF topic.. You know what they say about people who talk about it ALL the time? Nev 1
old man emu Posted February 1 Posted February 1 6 hours ago, facthunter said: You know what they say about people who talk about it ALL the time? Talking about it all the time is a symptom of night starvation. 2
facthunter Posted February 1 Posted February 1 Struggling for relevance. OR What you will on the Twelfth Night. . Nev 1
spacesailor Posted February 1 Posted February 1 Jerry , It's all about ' oral sex ' . platonic spacesailor
facthunter Posted February 1 Posted February 1 I have PTSD about labouring under a misconception of Aural sex. Nev 1
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