Marty_d Posted February 1 Posted February 1 9 hours ago, facthunter said: This is a fairly OFF topic.. You know what they say about people who talk about it ALL the time? Nev You're right Nev! I've NEVER had jail sex. 1
nomadpete Posted February 1 Posted February 1 10 hours ago, Marty_d said: You're right Nev! I've NEVER had jail sex. I hope that doesn't make you feel discriminated! 1 1
old man emu Posted February 1 Posted February 1 52 minutes ago, nomadpete said: I hope that doesn't make you feel discriminated! Nope. Just decriminalised. 1 1
Jerry_Atrick Posted February 13 Posted February 13 There is a bloke (originally from Sydney) at work who can do this and not go to hospital... unless it is from a coronary. 2
nomadpete Posted February 13 Posted February 13 40 minutes ago, Jerry_Atrick said: There is a bloke (originally from Sydney) at work who can do this and not go to hospital... unless it is from a coronary. Good luck to him. Not for me, too complicated. How would I ever pick the right valentines day pressies - they'd have to get identical gifts (they will be checking). Might work if they were twins? 2
Jerry_Atrick Posted February 14 Posted February 14 7 hours ago, nomadpete said: Good luck to him. Not for me, too complicated. How would I ever pick the right valentines day pressies - they'd have to get identical gifts (they will be checking). Might work if they were twins? I asked him about the potential hazards.. his response was a rule - never the same other girl twice 2
facthunter Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Just enjoys living dangerously.. . Wants to be caught, sort of. Nev 2 1
nomadpete Posted February 14 Posted February 14 (edited) 7 minutes ago, facthunter said: Just enjoys living dangerously.. . Wants to be caught, sort of. Nev The way I see it, He's already caught Edited February 14 by nomadpete 2 1
Jerry_Atrick Posted February 14 Posted February 14 (edited) 13 hours ago, facthunter said: Just enjoys living dangerously.. . Wants to be caught, sort of. Nev Nope.. He does it with his wife's full knowledge, and sometimes she joins in... Maybe I should have been more explicit.. He does number 1 and 3 on that sign regularly. Maybe the risk is getting caught out by the other girls husband. Edited February 14 by Jerry_Atrick 2
onetrack Posted February 14 Posted February 14 It'll turn into a nightmare if he doesn't ease off. I mean to say, one woman is enough to kill you, maintaining two is a guarantee of a short lifespan. 2
Jerry_Atrick Posted February 14 Posted February 14 He doesn't maintain the second ones.. used and abused is probably more like it, though he tells me he is upfront with them, so they are going in with eyes wide open. He is about 10 years younger than me and keeps himself in very good shape, so at this stage he can still handle the churn and intensity - good on him, I say. Was never my thing.. I have enough trouble with just one at a time. 1 2
facthunter Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Maybe it's one of those "Aw, Gee'" relationships? Nev 1 1
red750 Posted February 15 Posted February 15 And I don't get polygamy. Who wants more than one mother-in-law? One is too many. 3
facthunter Posted February 15 Posted February 15 Against the common perception the 2 mother's in Law I had were terrific. Nev 1 1
Marty_d Posted February 15 Posted February 15 Seriously, though, biology suggests we're not evolved to be monogamous. Listening to a scientist the other day. When you look at the lifestyles of various types of apes, and the equipment the males carry, you can work out why it's so. The examples she gave were gorillas vs chimps & bonobo's. The male gorilla has his little harem, and while some of the females may do a sneaky with another young gorilla, by and large he's the only one humping them. So he doesn't have much competition for his little swimmers, and consequently his balls are miniscule. Chimps and bonobos are party animals. It's like the 1960's for them with free love everywhere. Anything with a pulse, pretty much, several times a day. So for them there's a lot of competition for the male, so he needs a lot more swimmers to try to flush the last bloke out, and consequently they almost need a wheelbarrow to carry their balls. Humans are the Goldilocks of the bollock size, being far bigger than the gorilla but smaller than the chimps and bonobos. So that suggests that biologically there's a lot more swapping and hanky-panky in our history than the gorillas get up to. 1 1
Jerry_Atrick Posted February 15 Posted February 15 Is that what they mean by the term, "grow some balls"..
facthunter Posted February 16 Posted February 16 Them's the bits that get a short circuit between them and your brain when you get married. and make it hard to ride a pushbike with tight shorts. Whoever designed push bikes seats has a lot to answer for. . When things really go off the rails it's known as a "balls up". Cockup or stuff up.. Nev 1
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