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sorry folks.........i've just had another "moment"

 

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

 

WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

 

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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

 

WITNESS: Oral...

 

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

 

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM

 

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

 

WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

 

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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

 

WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

 

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And last:

 

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

 

WITNESS: No.

 

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

 

WITNESS: No.

 

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

 

WITNESS: No..

 

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

 

WITNESS: No.

 

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

 

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

 

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

 

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

 

 

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sorry folks.........i've just had another "moment"

 

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

 

WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

 

_________________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

 

WITNESS: Oral...

 

_________________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

 

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM

 

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

 

WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

 

____________________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

 

WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

 

______________________________________

 

And last:

 

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

 

WITNESS: No.

 

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

 

WITNESS: No.

 

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

 

WITNESS: No..

 

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

 

WITNESS: No.

 

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

 

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

 

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

 

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Ummmm what has that got to do with funny signs?

 

It's not a joke thread.

 

 

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