Beejay Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 [ATTACH]48349._xfImport[/ATTACH] Not a real sign I guess....but still funny.[ATTACH]48350._xfImport[/ATTACH]
c722352 Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 The Sharp edges sign [ATTACH]48351._xfImport[/ATTACH]
bexrbetter Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 This is actually in my town .... [ATTACH]48353._xfImport[/ATTACH]
M61A1 Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 More....[ATTACH]48355._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]48354._xfImport[/ATTACH]
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Marty_d Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 Taken in a hotel lift. If it's too subtle, think movie titles... [ATTACH]48369._xfImport[/ATTACH]
Blue Drifter Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 [ATTACH]48371._xfImport[/ATTACH] I don't know what to do
Robbo Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 [ATTACH=full]38620[/ATTACH] I don't know what to do Is there another street called "Both"?
old man emu Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 [ATTACH=full]38620[/ATTACH] I don't know what to do You can only go "ONE WAY".
Guernsey Posted October 13, 2015 Posted October 13, 2015 I just love these posts, they must be a sign of the times. Alan.
Russ Posted October 13, 2015 Posted October 13, 2015 sorry folks.........i've just had another "moment" ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Robbo Posted October 13, 2015 Posted October 13, 2015 sorry folks.........i've just had another "moment" ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. Ummmm what has that got to do with funny signs? It's not a joke thread.
Cosmick Posted October 14, 2015 Posted October 14, 2015 [ATTACH]48376._xfImport[/ATTACH] From a Pub in Bankok
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