SILLY SIGNS. . . . .LET'S START A THREAD ?

[Bikky]

"Tutti frutti, oh Rudy" are the lyrics Little Richard was singing. What it means is anyone's guess!

 

"Tutti Frutti, I wanna Rooty"

I prefer your version Bruce...

 

 

[eightyknots]

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[planedriver]

Some of the el-cheapos i've had from Dom***ino's tasted like cardboard. Maybe I ate the best bit!

 

 

[Bruce]

I wish I bought the last Australasian Post I remember. The advertising poster was a picture of an unshaven guy wearing a yellow dress, with a wheat paddock background. The headline said " I want my penis back says sex-change shearer"

 

 

[hihosland]

I wish I bought the last Australasian Post I remember. The advertising poster was a picture of an unshaven guy wearing a yellow dress, with a wheat paddock background. The headline said " I want my penis back says sex-change shearer"

Shouldn't that be in the "new member" thread

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Clean Phil wanted? No hope. Nev

 

OI ! ! ! ! that was un called for ! ;-)

 

 

[planedriver]

Pommy, or similar humor, get's me into strife frequently Phil, as I'm sure you'd understand:bash:.

 

Just carry on un-de-turd mate! No sh*t intended, i'm sure. (now that's Aussie humor for you)

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Pommy, or similar humor, get's me into strife frequently Phil, as I'm sure you'd understand:bash:. Just carry on un-de-turd mate!

Yes, I really DO need to try different grades of eggs to walk on lately. . . .

 

We are a really depressed mob here in EU Altantic North sector,. . .the humour is usually somewhat darker than places where the sun shines more regularly mate. . .

 

 

[facthunter]

You must NOT lose your sense of humour, whatever else happens. Easier said than done. Don't let ME deter you Phil. Life wouldn't be the same without you. xxx (Kisses). Nev

 

 

[eightyknots]

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A somewhat useless sign.

 

[facthunter]

Covers the colour blind situation. "This sign has sharp edges" is a useless sign. Nev

 

 

[Yenn]

I hadn't realised that the place where the sun doesn't shine is pommie land. I thought it was nether something, land or regions I am not sure.

 

 

[IBob]

I hadn't realised that the place where the sun doesn't shine is pommie land. I thought it was nether something, land or regions I am not sure.

That's "stick it where the sun doesn't shine"....mebbe Phil lost 'is stick???

 

 

[planedriver]

Nah! he's too funny ha ha for that:thumb up:

[Ian1]

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[Phil Perry]

I hadn't realised that the place where the sun doesn't shine is pommie land. I thought it was nether something, land or regions I am not sure.

Yes it IS Yenn. . . . it is offficially located near the centre of England ( Meriden - Warwickshire ) very close to a village called WHITACRE.

 

There's Over Whitacre, Lower Whitacre,. . .and finally. . .NETHER Whitacre. All available to check on Goggly Earth. In fact, one of my schoolteachers took our whole class for a 'Nature Ramble' around the area in 1960. . .

 

Who Knew ? ?

 

By the way,. . . .The SUN did NOT shine.

 

 

[Yenn]

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[facthunter]

Churchill only claimed it was a DEMI paradise. Never known for exaggerations like "Some chicken, Some neck", till later. I reckon without him, the UK would have been westdeutchsland long before the word existed in todays context. Mrs Simpson would have been queen and so on. Nev

 

 

[Birdseye]

[ATTACH]47161[/ATTACH]They have funny placenames in England, or maybe[ATTACH=full]47161[/ATTACH] it was Wales. The shop wasn't what I expected.

If it was Wales it would be something like "Dim Knocking Shoppio"

 

 

[eightyknots]

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[Phil Perry]

Interestingly, my local roadside 'Butty Van' has a sign saying ' We Don't do FAST food. . . we do GOOD food, as FAST as we can '

 

( I'll remind them of that the next time I get a toasted Bacon, Sausaage, egg and tomato sarnie using yesteday's bloody Re-heated snags. . . .)

 

 

[DenisPC9]

Taken in Beijing Jul16 about a block from Tienanmen Square. I dunno what it means but obvious a few Chinese do

 

 

 

[boleropilot]

When driving North out of Boonah (S E Qld) there is a huge sign that reads "God can cure hurting marriages - There's Hope!" Some of the local good old boys painted out the word God and replaced it with the word Sex.

 

I still laugh every time I drive past that sign (even though it was fixed rather quickly).

 

Funniest sign I ever saw was at a farm gate in NSW, around Christmas time - it was red and white, had a big arrow on it pointing down the driveway, and read: IN HERE YA FAT BAST*RD

 

BP

 

 

[boleropilot]

remembered another two - my Drifter has a sticker on the dash that reads : SHOWOFFS DIE

 

and - back in the good old days before political correctness - a sign on the fence at the entrance to the Lion Park south of Beenleigh (S E Qld): POMMIES ON PUSHBIKES ADMITTED FOR FREE

 

 

BP

 

 

[Phil Perry]

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( The Photoshopping is a bit mank, but the humour is there. . .)