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[Marty_d]

The editor was probably having a quiet chuckle, or, unlike the rest of us, actually has a clean mind.

[old man emu]

If the compositor ha only held down the <SHIFT> key!

[facthunter]

I couldn't make out what RAG it was.  Nev

[onetrack]

It's the Gloucestershire Echo, and it's dated Feb 2, 2011.

 

Edited March 2, 2022 by onetrack

[Jerry_Atrick]

I noticed that, too. .Also, over here.. probably known more as a blow... than head...

 

[Marty_d]

I remember once at work, when I was young, a few of us were discussing matters sexual.   An older woman was listening to the conversation and after a while pipes up "What's a 'Hedgehog'?"

[facthunter]

I'll Leave all the precise terminology to the experts.  Nev

[red750]

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[nomadpete]

[red750]

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[red750]

An oldie but a goodie...

 

[facthunter]

Standing near the window marked "WATCH REPAIRS" the guy says I've been here for an hour and nothing happens. Nev

[red750]

[Jerry_Atrick]

That $4.95 is a very good investment...

 

 

[Marty_d]

I was wandering past the BMW dealership near my work the other day and stopped to have a peek at the motorbikes.  All of them were over $25k with the new big 1800cc twin being over $30k.

[nomadpete]

What? Marty!

You are a married man. You have no right to be perusing metal porn like that!

[Jerry_Atrick]

That’s why I never married

[Marty_d]

22 hours ago, nomadpete said:

What? Marty!

You are a married man. You have no right to be perusing metal porn like that!

You can peruse anything you like, just don't touch (without permission!)

 

Cleaning out the shed and found my helmet and other gear packed away.  Put it on and it felt so familiar (despite the leather jacket being a bit stiff).   One of these days...

[ClintonB]

26 minutes ago, Marty_d said:

You can peruse anything you like, just don't touch (without permission!)

 

Cleaning out the shed and found my helmet and other gear packed away.  Put it on and it felt so familiar (despite the leather jacket being a bit stiff).   One of these days...

Sew a fur collar on the jacket and wear it in the plane you will be safer, too many crazies with no training on the road. Dash cams Australia is a scary watch every month when I get the highlight real on YouTube.

[spacesailor]

THAT didn,t work for me !!!.

After 50 years without riding a motorcycle, because of that helmet law.

Then having my head squashed into a .full face helmet , was awful.  

BUT

I still enjoyed my ride.

spacesailor

[onetrack]

Go to 9.25s on the following video, to see the joys of motor bike riding in rural areas!

 

 

[willedoo]

1 hour ago, spacesailor said:

Then having my head squashed into a .full face helmet , was awful.  

spacey, when you face plant the bitumen at high speed, a full face helmet is a nice place to have your head squashed into. I'll never forget the sensation of +100mph bitumen sliding past an inch from the end of the proboscis. Decades later, have still got that nose (and face) thanks to the full face helmet.