Jump to content

SILLY SIGNS. . . . .LET'S START A THREAD ?


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 2.1k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Posted
Defenestrated means killed. If you are thrown out of a window and hit the ground far below. But also means kicked out of office.

Especially if the office you were kicked out of was on the tenth floor.spacer.png

 

Alan.

 

 

Posted
If you are thrown out of a window and hit the ground far below.

 

You did notice the Defromed guy was in a wheelchair? ;) :P

 

A pretty normal happenstance for a guy tossed out the office window ;)

 

 

Posted
So the man was Defromed, followed by Defenestration, and is subsequently Disabled?

Ah well. At least he's got his own Lan.

 

 

NO , No..........the Lan is meant for a DEFORMED man !!

 

My apologies to my deformed brothers out there !

 

 

Posted
NO , No..........the Lan is meant for a DEFORMED man !!

 

My apologies to my deformed brothers out there !

You can tell from the picture that the "defromed" person is also deformed. The wheelchair sign on the warning (in post #142) show that the person, sadly, has no feet. The standard wheel chair/disabled sign always show the wheelchair occupier intact with feet. See below for the standard sign and compare that to the "defromed" person's sign above.

 

[ATTACH]48452._xfImport[/ATTACH]

 

1821189968_authorizedwheelchairsign.thumb.gif.3e1825a40d7259cdb2c02a70ddd93aff.gif

Posted
[ATTACH=full]39099[/ATTACH]

Obviously "Photoshopped" by someone who has NOT been to Ireland ! ! ! ! !

 

Here's a tip. . . .it's "Feckin" over there,. . .don't you get "Mrs. Brown's Boys" on OZTV ? ? ?

 

Amusing nonetheless. . . . .

 

 

Posted
NO , No..........the Lan is meant for a DEFORMED man !!

 

My apologies to my defromed brothers out there !

 

You DO really have to hand it to those in "foreign" lands who have difficulty with the fact that English is so bloody perverse, having up to a half dozen terms to mean a similar state, object, thing or condition. . . .I don't think they did a bad job with the "Defromed" bit,. . . . try writing the same sign in Oz or England, to mean a similar thing to a foreign visitor . . .? Apart from Greek, Spanish, Turkish, French and German . . . ( or bits thereof,. . .) I'd have no chance. Fair play to the "Foreigns" . . .but they still make me bloody giggle with the unintentional humour. . . .

 

Why they referred to a deformed local area network man, I dunno. . . .

 

>

 

 

Posted

The basic symbol for a Local Area Network is

 

[ATTACH]48456._xfImport[/ATTACH]

 

The symbol above would be the simplest to use in a system diagram, but It can be enhanced with fancier pictures of computers instead of squares.

 

[ATTACH]48457._xfImport[/ATTACH]

 

OME

 

LAN.png.60df7e392972fa61d11cfed013359954.png

16-copy.thumb.png.50f48b272ba7bbeab5728926ec4adbcd.png

Posted
The basic symbol for a Local Area Network is

[ATTACH=full]39185[/ATTACH]

 

The symbol above would be the simplest to use in a system diagram, but It can be enhanced with fancier pictures of computers instead of squares.

 

[ATTACH=full]39186[/ATTACH]

 

OME

 

. . . . but. . . .where does it plug into the defromed man's wheelchair ? ? ?

 

 

Posted
Obviously "Photoshopped" by someone who has NOT been to Ireland ! ! ! ! !.

 

 

Nah, it was just made and installed by a Pole, cheap foreign labour. The EU's Mexico.

 

Why would an Irishman leave the pub and his beer when he can send a pole to install stuff for less than the cost of a pint worth of beer?

 

 

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...