SILLY SIGNS. . . . .LET'S START A THREAD ?

[nomadpete]

5 hours ago, Litespeed said:

Bugger that, I am worried about blisters on my tongue 😛

And that, my friend, is indeed a silly sign.

[facthunter]

Lost in the translation I expect. There's a place called Condom in France.    Nev

[nomadpete]

3 hours ago, facthunter said:

Lost in the translation I expect. There's a place called Condom in France.    Nev

I don't want that  stuck on my tongue!

[nomadpete]

Just now, nomadpete said:

I don't want that  stuck on my tongue!

 

It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue

[facthunter]

French don't call frangers, condoms.  Nev

[Marty_d]

Wouldn't they just call them "letters"?

[onetrack]

Nomadpete, are you fully expecting to have to roll a condom onto your tongue, when you buy a Vagina Tandoori??

 

Edited January 19, 2024 by onetrack

[old man emu]

According to Google Translate, the French word for "condom" is le préservatif. 

 

Interestingly, since French nouns have either masculine or feminine gender,  le préservatif  is masculine.

 

Word of caution: If you decide upon a French wine while dining with a person of the feminine persuasion, check that the label says "preservatives added".

[Marty_d]

8 hours ago, onetrack said:

Nomadpete, are you fully expecting to have to roll a condom onto your tongue, when you buy a Vagina Tandoori??

 

Not for the Tandoori,  but if it was a Vagina Vindaloo,  you'd probably want 2...

[facthunter]

Do females need persuading?.  Nev

[old man emu]

3 hours ago, facthunter said:

Do females need persuading?.  Nev

That proves it! Nev is an alien amongst us!

[facthunter]

That would be drastic if it's true. Nev

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[Marty_d]

Not in the jail showers, I've heard.

[Litespeed]

49 minutes ago, Marty_d said:

Not in the jail showers, I've heard.

You might not have a choice.

 

 

[facthunter]

This is a fairly OFF topic.. You know what they say about people who talk about it ALL the time?   Nev

[old man emu]

6 hours ago, facthunter said:

You know what they say about people who talk about it ALL the time? 

Talking about it all the time is a symptom of night starvation.

[Jerry_Atrick]

What are you chaps talking about?

[facthunter]

Struggling for relevance. OR What you will on the Twelfth Night. . Nev

[facthunter]

Once a Knight is enough.  Nev

[spacesailor]

Jerry ,

It's all about ' oral sex ' .

platonic

spacesailor

 

[facthunter]

I have PTSD about labouring under a misconception of Aural sex.  Nev

[spacesailor]

Try oiling the bed .

Aural .

spacesailor

[nomadpete]

Aural sex is easier on my back.