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[Litespeed]

Where can I apply for a job as a fitter?

[spacesailor]

In a " fitting " shop .! .

If your ' fit ' for that task .

spacesailor

[facthunter]

With the "Fitters and Turners". Nev

[spacesailor]

And " fitters&welders " .

" gas axe " men .

spacesailor

[Marty_d]

That reminds me of an Irishman who went for a job as a mechanic.

At the interview the boss asked him "So, Paddy, do you have any experience?"

Paddy says "Yes, I do!"

Boss says "What was your last job?"

Paddy: "I was a diesel fitter, in Myers."

Boss frowns.  "In Myers?  I didn't know they had a car repair service!"

"Oh no sir,"  say Paddy.  "It was in ladies underthings!"

"What?" says the boss.  What use is a diesel fitter in ladies underthings?"

"Well," says Paddy, "I were very good at sizing up the ladies sizes.  Just one look and I'd pick up a bra and panties, and say "Dese 'll fit her!"

[red750]

[red750]

Maximum capacity warning.

 

[spacesailor]

LoL . It's a truefull  observation. 

spacesailor

[red750]

[facthunter]

That's a bit tacky.   Nev

[pmccarthy]

Hard to watch.

[red750]

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[Marty_d]

10 hours ago, red750 said:

I can't find that on Google Maps.  However Kentucky does have "Lick Fork" which is, depending on your sexual preference, far better.  Close to Lick Fork is the Twin Knobs campground, which makes you wonder what the locals get up to around there.

[facthunter]

Seems like an exercise in Bad Taste to me. Nev

[willedoo]

3 hours ago, Marty_d said:

I can't find that on Google Maps.  However Kentucky does have "Lick Fork" which is, depending on your sexual preference, far better.  Close to Lick Fork is the Twin Knobs campground, which makes you wonder what the locals get up to around there.

There's a lot of Lick place names in Kentucky. Beaver Lick, Big Bone Lick and Knob Lick are there as well.

 

[willedoo]

You can see in the above Google Maps screengrab that Kathy's Little Doggy Store is not far from Knob Lick.

[facthunter]

Last  time I heard the dog lost his "Licker" licence.  Nev

[Marty_d]

17 minutes ago, willedoo said:

There's a lot of Lick place names in Kentucky. Beaver Lick, Big Bone Lick and Knob Lick are there as well.

 

All in Kentucky... no wonder it's "finger licking good!"

 

[willedoo]

Apparently it comes from areas of salt leaching to the surface which are used by animals as salt licks, referred to as just licks in Kentucky. I hadn't thought about the finger licking part in reference to Kentucky; a good observation Marty. The Colonel's goatee beard looked a bit salty as well.

[Marty_d]

1 hour ago, willedoo said:

The Colonel's goatee beard looked a bit salty as well.

He's been to Beaver Lick.

[facthunter]

Suspected of fowl play and other henhouse crimes.   Nev

[old man emu]

His Californian recipe in the late 60s had a twelfth herb.

[facthunter]

Secret Ingredients.   Nev

[facthunter]

 I can't recall ever eating it.  I've only been to McDonalds twice.  Nev