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[red750]

[willedoo]

1 hour ago, red750 said:

You wood be mad not to take it at that price.

[old man emu]

I thought it was a call to relieve the injustice of the wood's binning.

[red750]

[facthunter]

Have you had your vowels open today? It can be done in slow motion.  Nev

[pmccarthy]

It would be an anus horribuls.

[facthunter]

Annus Horribilis.( Betty Windsor 1962)  Nev

[old man emu]

On 20 November 1992 a fire broke out in Windsor Castle. 1992 was Elizabeth's annus horribilis. The official completion date for the restoration project was 20 November 1997, 5 years to the day after the outbreak of the fire and the 50th wedding anniversary of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.

[red750]

[Marty_d]

8 hours ago, red750 said:

Is it a Chinese phenomenon?

[facthunter]

Doesn't go well with stand up comedians. Nev

[red750]

Also, what about the half price win?

 

 

[red750]

[Marty_d]

The only thing missing off that aisle is "MAGA caps"

[onetrack]

The sign left out pork bellies, pork chops, pork spare ribs, ham, pork sausages, bacon, crackling, pork fat flavoured products .....

[Marty_d]

54 minutes ago, onetrack said:

The sign left out pork bellies, pork chops, pork spare ribs, ham, pork sausages, bacon, crackling, pork fat flavoured products .....

My 16yo son eats a bag of "Krackle" (yep, pork crackling in a chip bag) each day.

Not because he's fat - the opposite!  He's skinny as a rail but super fit as he hits the gym 4x a week.  He's trying to bulk up a bit so goes for foods high in protein.

[red750]

[red750]

[red750]

 

21th - between the 20nd and 22rd.

[onetrack]

That 21th July is right before the Umpteenth of Octember.

[facthunter]

'th' works for most days. Most would GET what is meant.. Nev

[red750]

The letters are the last two letters of the spoken word - first = 1st, second = 2nd, third = 3rd, fourth = 4th, etc.

[red750]

[facthunter]

I don't Drink Beer unless it's stinking hot where I am and there's NO GOOD cold water. I'm a "good wine" appreciator.. No Chateau Cardboard. Lifes too short.  Nev

[facthunter]

Plus good wine has bever been more available than it is now if you know what brands to buy. You have only got to pay a bit more than the vinegar/pressings stuff.. Remember white's don't keep  long and I wouldn't keep reds more than 5 years. Fortifieds Ports etc keep much longer but have brought up  many a good meal if over indulged in after .  Nev.