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15 hours ago, red750 said:

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Town near Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Bavaria.

We had a lovely winter holiday in Uffing, close to there.

Before we left, one of my workmates looked up our destination and saw that town nearby.

No matter how much I protested that I wasn't going to Wank on my holiday, they didn't believe me.

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What are you on about?? He's doing an excellent job of holding up that wonky roadside barrier, until the proper repair is put in place! Be respectful! This is a Roads Scholar we're talking about!

 

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It's common to put leather "boots" on working sheep dogs to stop burrs getting in theri feet and stopping the dog from working. Could a shepherd smoke his dog inside the building if the dog still had its boot on?

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3 hours ago, Jerry_Atrick said:

No wonder I don't catch much when I go fishing.

For that sort of fishing you need a wad of lobsters for bait.

 

 

A "lobster" is slang for a $20 note. Formerly a twenty pound note awas a "brick", as in the betting odds of "London to a brick".

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Reminds me of this oldie:

Wife: "So, on your first night of being a gigolo, how much did you make?"

 

Hubby: "$03.33"

 

Wife: What miserly woman gave you 33 cents!?"

 

Hubby: "All of 'em"

 

 

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