onetrack Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 That's a good name for some Parliaments! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 15 hours ago, red750 said: Town near Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Bavaria. We had a lovely winter holiday in Uffing, close to there. Before we left, one of my workmates looked up our destination and saw that town nearby. No matter how much I protested that I wasn't going to Wank on my holiday, they didn't believe me. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 Where a Job becomes a Career. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 (edited) What are you on about?? He's doing an excellent job of holding up that wonky roadside barrier, until the proper repair is put in place! Be respectful! This is a Roads Scholar we're talking about! Edited July 30 by onetrack 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 Don't smoke your barefoot dog inside. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 Dog is NOT ,mentioned. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 Alright smartie, barefoot cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 It's common to put leather "boots" on working sheep dogs to stop burrs getting in theri feet and stopping the dog from working. Could a shepherd smoke his dog inside the building if the dog still had its boot on? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 It says PET's. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 Well, what do you call dogs and cats? Maybe you have a barefoot goldfish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 Now , the cats out of the bag . spacesailor 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClintonB Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 might have a $h!t of a time cleaning it afterwards 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 Is that just a blanket statement, made when in a state of excrement.? Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 The bike was stuck in turd gear. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 That gets it in motion. Nev 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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red750 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 No wonder I don't catch much when I go fishing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 3 hours ago, Jerry_Atrick said: No wonder I don't catch much when I go fishing. For that sort of fishing you need a wad of lobsters for bait. A "lobster" is slang for a $20 note. Formerly a twenty pound note awas a "brick", as in the betting odds of "London to a brick". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Reminds me of this oldie: Wife: "So, on your first night of being a gigolo, how much did you make?" Hubby: "$03.33" Wife: What miserly woman gave you 33 cents!?" Hubby: "All of 'em" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Then which miserly woman gave him 3 cents?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 I'm not sure he had the stamina for that.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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