Marty_d Posted July 28 Posted July 28 15 hours ago, red750 said: Town near Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Bavaria. We had a lovely winter holiday in Uffing, close to there. Before we left, one of my workmates looked up our destination and saw that town nearby. No matter how much I protested that I wasn't going to Wank on my holiday, they didn't believe me. 1 2
onetrack Posted July 30 Posted July 30 (edited) What are you on about?? He's doing an excellent job of holding up that wonky roadside barrier, until the proper repair is put in place! Be respectful! This is a Roads Scholar we're talking about! Edited July 30 by onetrack 2
old man emu Posted August 3 Posted August 3 It's common to put leather "boots" on working sheep dogs to stop burrs getting in theri feet and stopping the dog from working. Could a shepherd smoke his dog inside the building if the dog still had its boot on? 1
red750 Posted August 3 Posted August 3 Well, what do you call dogs and cats? Maybe you have a barefoot goldfish. 1
facthunter Posted August 6 Posted August 6 Is that just a blanket statement, made when in a state of excrement.? Nev
old man emu Posted August 16 Posted August 16 3 hours ago, Jerry_Atrick said: No wonder I don't catch much when I go fishing. For that sort of fishing you need a wad of lobsters for bait. A "lobster" is slang for a $20 note. Formerly a twenty pound note awas a "brick", as in the betting odds of "London to a brick". 2
Jerry_Atrick Posted August 16 Posted August 16 Reminds me of this oldie: Wife: "So, on your first night of being a gigolo, how much did you make?" Hubby: "$03.33" Wife: What miserly woman gave you 33 cents!?" Hubby: "All of 'em" 2
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