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Presumably there's no need to give way to the strong peds

 

just knock em over

 

then give way because they are now fragile

 

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I didn't have a camera, but Cloes had a special . Tea 2 packets for ten dollars. The price for one packet was $4.77

 

The things you see when you don't have a camera.

 

 

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I didn't have a camera, but Cloes had a special . Tea 2 packets for ten dollars. The price for one packet was $4.77The things you see when you don't have a camera.

That sounds more like Coles to me.

 

 

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Maybe not so silly....

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A wonderful day, a coffee please, thank you have a pleasant day..

 

Free????

 

 

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A wonderful day, a coffee please, thank you have a pleasant day..Free????

As I've said for a long time mate,. . . the world LOVES an optimist.

 

Have you tried,. . .JEEEZE. . . .you look terrific this morning Maam,. . .Love the hairdo, bet that cost some money Eh?. . . .etc. . . . . [ Doesn't work well if the person serving you happens to be a big, butch looking male tattooed Fwit though,. . .]

 

( Still,. . .$2.40 for being polite still sounds a bit heavy for a teaspoonful of dried, granulated monkey crap and some hot water,. . . what's that in proper Quids I wonder ( Have not looked at the currency exchange this morning. . .) My local roadside butty van ( Debbie's Diner ) charges £0.65 for a cappuccino. . . . and if you buy a sausage, egg and mushroom toasted sarnie, ( @ £2.40, incl FREE Daddies Brown Sauce. . .the best. . . ) you get a free Cappo refill afterwards. . . ( Luxury) but it IS a little uncomfo standing in a queue in minus 3 DegC waiting for it. . . . .( life always places a neg after any Pos dunnit ? )

 

 

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Bloody crap grammar on that last one Rob,. . . .should read " the pilot is more scared than you are" IMHO,. . .but nonetheless rather amusing eh ? Really going to engender confidence for the passenger(s) ! ! ! !

 

( Watch out. . .the Grammar Police are about. . . )

 

 

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As I've said for a long time mate,. . . the world LOVES an optimist.

Have you tried,. . .JEEEZE. . . .you look terrific this morning Maam,. . .Love the hairdo, bet that cost some money Eh?. . . .etc. . . . . [ Doesn't work well if the person serving you happens to be a big, butch looking male tattooed Fwit though,. . .]

 

( Still,. . .$2.40 for being polite still sounds a bit heavy for a teaspoonful of dried, granulated monkey crap and some hot water,. . . what's that in proper Quids I wonder ( Have not looked at the currency exchange this morning. . .) My local roadside butty van ( Debbie's Diner ) charges £0.65 for a cappuccino. . . . and if you buy a sausage, egg and mushroom toasted sarnie, ( @ £2.40, incl FREE Daddies Brown Sauce. . .the best. . . ) you get a free Cappo refill afterwards. . . ( Luxury) but it IS a little uncomfo standing in a queue in minus 3 DegC waiting for it. . . . .( life always places a neg after any Pos dunnit ? )

Im likely to get done for harassment, got screamed at once for opening the door for a women. "I am not handicapped I can open the door my bloody self"

 

 

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Bloody crap grammar on that last one Rob,. . . .should read " the pilot is more scared than you are" IMHO,. . .but nonetheless rather amusing eh ?

( Watch out. . .the Grammar Police are about. . . )

Ok, that's it I am throwing this bloody iPhone out the window!

 

 

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Im likely to get done for harassment, got screamed at once for opening the door for a women. "I am not handicapped I can open the door my bloody self"

Oooooooh. . .you gotta watch out for the FEMNINAZIS maate,. . . . they seem to be growing in number. . . .what they'd do if they reallly needed a M A N to protect them I cannot imagine. . . .probably suddenly come over all coy and feminine. . . . Bloody bunch of daft bats. . . . .

 

 

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Ok, that's it I am throwing this bloody iPhone out the window!

I TETHER my Android phone to the laptop. . . much easier to type stuff mate. Mind you, I have an "All you can eat" data contract, with unlimited internet access. Not available anymore, I just got in at the right time,. . . .so I pay £20.00 per month for the phone, with 1000 minutes talk time,, 5000 text mesages and the aforementioned unlimited download / tethering. None of the other providers do this now, especially the tethering. . .and most contracts only allow around 15 GB per month data too. . . . Lucky Phil. ( shame that does not appear to extend to lottery numbers ) Otherwise, I'd fly down and show yer me etchings. . . . .

 

 

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No it Ain't. . . .I'm Self-Inflicted, and I decide what time I haul me disgustin ugly frame into the shower when I've had enough Kip. . . . .yer cheeky young bugger. . . .

 

 

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No it Ain't. . . .I'm Self-Inflicted, and I decide what time I haul me disgustin ugly frame into the shower when I've had enough Kip. . . . .yer cheeky young bugger. . . .

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