Absolute gold.

[Marty_d]

One can only applaud the unknown Vietnamese sculptor, who, when commissioned to produce a statue for a catholic school, came up with this...

 

 

Catholic school apologises for 'suggestive' statue of saint and child

 

 

[old man emu]

Oh! For Crust's sake!

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Some Animal humour . . .

 

A zebra arrives in heaven, he sees St Peter and asks "am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes ?"

 

St peter says,. . . I don't know ask God

 

The Zebra asks god "Am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes ?"

 

God says: You are what you are my son . . .

 

The zebra is puzzled and goes back to St Peter

 

God says you are what you are my son. . .?

 

St Peter says "Oh, in that case then, you are White with Black stripes . . .

 

"How do you know ?" asks the zebra. . .

 

Because if you were black with white stripes he would have said, Yo' is what yo' is Bro' . . ..

 

 

[Phil Perry]

A retro bakelite blasphemic light switch ?

 

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[Phil Perry]

This one is very apt,. . .opposite the BBC HQ in Portland Place London. . . they are well known for historical 'Kiddie Fiddling'. . . .( Allegedly, Savile, et al )

 

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