red750 Posted November 9 Author Posted November 9 Today I started a 28 day no swearing challengewhich will restart tomorrow. 2 2
red750 Posted November 11 Author Posted November 11 How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you. 1 1
spacesailor Posted November 11 Posted November 11 My nephew's a " jet pilot " but not a virgin . He fly's for Emirates. spacesailor 2
Marty_d Posted November 11 Posted November 11 2 hours ago, spacesailor said: My nephew's a " jet pilot " but not a virgin . How could he be?? 🤣 1
red750 Posted November 12 Author Posted November 12 When you get old, three things happen. 1. You start to lose your memory. 2. ... I can't remember the other two. 2
red750 Posted November 14 Author Posted November 14 Cosmetic surgery used to be a taboo subject. Now when someone mentions Botox, no-one raises an eyebrow. 4
spacesailor Posted November 14 Posted November 14 the same with the , Cesaream section . Now it's a normal birth . spacesailor
facthunter Posted November 16 Posted November 16 Didn't they (briefly) put ejector seats in Helicopters? Nev 1
Marty_d Posted November 16 Posted November 16 It's ok as long as the explosive bolts on the rotor hub work.
facthunter Posted November 16 Posted November 16 They are JESUS bolts. "Short" Brothers ( & Harland) Built Aeroplanes. Nev 1
old man emu Posted November 16 Posted November 16 I didn't realise that the Jesus bolt was an actual thing. I thought it was simply a general term for something that if it failed, Jesus Christ! 1
facthunter Posted November 16 Posted November 16 Primary part of a structure that has NO structural redundancy. EVERYTHING depends on it.. Nev 2 1
red750 Posted November 16 Author Posted November 16 The Garbo ... Leonie Parker © Stanley was a garbo and he reckoned life was grouse, checking out the rubbish bins while driving house to house. Stanley said you’d not believe the stuff that folk threw out. Clothes he wore to church on Sunday he’d found strewn about. He found tennis racquets and a brand new pair of shoes, wheels to fit his rusty ute, a half drunk case of booze, garden tools and ornaments, plant cuttings by the score, board games, books and bicycles and many many more. Stanley kept all manner of the treasures that he found, took his bounty home with him and placed it all around. Stanley really loved his job, could not believe his luck, thought he’d hit the jackpot with his Council garbage truck. Stanley’s wife, long suffering, would shake her head and smile, looking on with fondness while he added to the pile. When her friends would criticize she’d simply say that Stan could have done much worse. He could have been the dunny man. 1 1
red750 Posted November 17 Author Posted November 17 Tried reading the dictionary in bed. Didn't finish it. Got up to P. 1 1
red750 Posted November 17 Author Posted November 17 I went to the hospital after a peekaboo accident. They put me in the ICU. 1
old man emu Posted Sunday at 08:52 PM Posted Sunday at 08:52 PM Who bought Red a book of Dad Jokes? 2
facthunter Posted Sunday at 10:53 PM Posted Sunday at 10:53 PM A new Light was put in the School toilet by the P&C Association. Nev 1 3
red750 Posted Sunday at 11:43 PM Author Posted Sunday at 11:43 PM 2 hours ago, old man emu said: Who bought Red a book of Dad Jokes? Facebook has hundreds of short video clips - 2 or 3 guys sitting on a dock, drinling coffee, and telling Gad jokes. https://www.facebook.com/coachsaysjokes 1
nomadpete Posted Monday at 02:18 AM Posted Monday at 02:18 AM 2 hours ago, red750 said: - 2 or 3 guys sitting on a dock, drinling coffee, and telling Gad jokes I think Red means 'bad jokes' 1
red750 Posted Monday at 02:59 AM Author Posted Monday at 02:59 AM That's what happens when you try to type in the dark. 1 1
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