Quickies part 2

[Jerry_Atrick]

Walking with my daughter to the pub for NYE, she came up with this out of the blue:

 

How do Elon Musk's robots procreate?

 

SpaceX

 

(Normally that would be a dad joke!)

Edited Wednesday at 10:59 PM by Jerry_Atrick

[Marty_d]

6 minutes ago, Jerry_Atrick said:

How do Elon Musk's robots procreate?

I thought we already knew that...

[onetrack]

Sorry Jerry, I don't know if it's just me or what, but the joke is over my head?

[Marty_d]

1 hour ago, onetrack said:

Sorry Jerry, I don't know if it's just me or what, but the joke is over my head?

Elon owns SpaceX.

 

Pronounced  "spay...sex"

 

Bit of a dad joke, as he said.

[facthunter]

"Pay Sex" Is more honest. (So I'm told). I have NO personal experience. I like (good) sex, but I have Scottish ancestry.

  How do you have it IF you're spayed?  Nev

[spacesailor]

Lots of males are neutered.  

Only females are " spayed " .

So go like ' rabbits ' without a conscience,  or kids .

" such is life " .

spacesailor

[red750]

A guy is travelling through the outback and stops at a pub for a drink. When he enters the pub he sees an old man with a mgnificent beard sitting at the bar. He goes up to him and says, "I really admire your beard.How do you get it to grow so lush?"

 

The old guy leans in to him and says, "I rub honey and chicken shit into it."

 

The traveller says, "What?? Why/"

 

The old man says, "The honey makes it grow, the chicken shit stops me licking my fingers."

 

 

 

[red750]

A guy was in a bar where he saw another guyn with a tiny head. He saked the other guy, "What happened?"

 

The guy with the tiny head said, "I was a pilot during the war, and was shot down over the ocean, but made it to an island where I was marooned for six months. One day, a mermaid swam up and said, I will grant you three wishes. What is your first wish?

 

"I would really like to be rescued."

 

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"Granted. Invest early in these three companies, and you'll make all the money you want. Now for your last wish?"

 

"I've been marooned here for a long time. I'd really like to make love to you."

 

"That wish cannot be granted. I am half fish. It would not work out."

 

"Well, how about a little head?"