Quickies part 2

[Marty_d]

32 minutes ago, onetrack said:

LATEST NEWS: The media are reporting that Kyle Sandilands is having to undergo urgent brain surgery, due to a medical condition.

 

UPDATE: The doctors operating on Kyle Sandilands are reporting they're having great difficulty in trying to find Kyles brain.

I reckon the problem would be getting through the massive ego.

[pmccarthy]

And they found....?

[facthunter]

Potential for a Profit.  Nev

[onetrack]

4 hours ago, pmccarthy said:

And they found....?

They haven't found anything yet, they're still conducting a comprehensive search. We'll let you know when they find something - no matter how small.  😄

[red750]

He has a brain aneurysm, a bulge or ballooning in a blood vessel in the brain that can rupture and cause bleeding in the brain.

[old man emu]

Let's not kick a man when he's down. The poor bugger is only 53 years old. That's too young for anyone to go.

[red750]

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it needs more time in the  oven.

[old man emu]

3 hours ago, red750 said:

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it needs more time in the  oven.

No peekin!

[Marty_d]

He canardly help himself.

[old man emu]

It's a fatal mallardy

[onetrack]

 

[red750]

My wife keeps putting glue on my rifle collection. She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

[red750]

[red750]

I never realised how technologically advanced Moses was. He had the first tablet that connected to the cloud.

[red750]

If I woke up and nothing hurt, I would think I was dead.

[red750]

To hel with walking the walk and talking the talk. I'm just going to sit the sit.

[red750]

Under capitalism, man exploits man.

 

Under socialism, it's the exact opposite.

[facthunter]

When either gets corrupted the Ordinary man get screwed. Capitalism user the existence of COMPETITION to provide good services them allows monopolies to form and produce Billionaires.  who want SLAVES. Nev

[red750]

I have good problem solving skills, but problem creating is where I really excel.

[facthunter]

You RAN a Bank didn't you? They are not exactly flavour of the Month at the Moment. Nev

[red750]

I ran a data capture centre for a bank. 

[old man emu]

I've seen a creek run a banker.

[onetrack]

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I ran a data capture centre for a bank.

In todays world, you'd be worshipped by the banks board, given all the funding you required for any item of equipment you needed - and your annual salary would be a seven figure number.

[Jerry_Atrick]

Granted this is a contract, but if you were getting the top end of the daily rate ($1,100), that is just shy of $250K/year working 45 full weeks of the year: https://www.seek.com.au/job/82259563?type=standard&ref=search-standalone&origin=cardTitle#sol=41f1b59c65038e4c42997abf49eaa4fc125d4dfa

 

Just saw this with the public service. How good is that: https://www.seek.com.au/job/82022583?type=standard&ref=search-standalone&origin=cardTitle#sol=2eb94fc1e65835453a76906e725f6cbcf40957d7

 

And this is a doosey... unf.. I don't have data centre consolidation experienc: https://www.seek.com.au/job/82258062?type=standard&ref=search-standalone&origin=cardTitle#sol=8dacb5008ea0df356fc46c20b5028de783a7a878

 

I have been looking at both perm and contract roles in Melbourne, and there are some nice paying ones, I have to say.

 

[red750]

When I was moved from the ER dept where the ambulance brought me, to a ward, I was wheeled down a long corridor with double doors at the end. On the doors was a sign. "AUTOMATIC DOORS - DO NOT TOUCH". And there were two LARGE handles.