old man emu Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 (And carrying on with Red's theme, you know what the safest is!) That's callus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Merry xmas Red! And to all.May your flights, drives, and sex all be safe. (And carrying on with Red's theme, you know what the safest is!) I have plenty of people abusing me Marty. . .so I don't have to do it myself. . . :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 It's called self pleasuring, Phil thy wordsmith. Like when you treat yourself to a good scotch . Though perhaps THAT is abuse. Red's our village wit and not every village has one of those.. Compliments of the season all you frustrated ICARUS, Biggles and Top Gun types. FLY safe and fly often... Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 I remember my teacher telling me that looking out of the window wouldn’t get me anywhere. Did I have a smug look on my face later on in life when I handed him his burger and fries at the drive through window. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Why? Was it because you knew they would kill him, eventually? Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 "Show me a man who laughs at defeat and I'll show you an African chiropodist with a sense of humour". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Happy 2019 people, happy 14133 dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Just found out that I can't eat dates. It seems I'm allergic to diary food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 A pessimist. . . . . is an experienced optimist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octave Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 A pessimist. . . . . is an experienced optimist. or it could just be that the optimist has learned how to construct a happy fulfilling life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 I must just be a "mist". Hope for the best but expect the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 At least if you accept the worst MAY happen, you can cope better with it. Whatever happens Life must go on. If your decisions are based on "having" good luck you are bound to experience plenty of disappointments. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 I once knew a Zurich woman who could open a beer bottle in her cleavage, . . .take a stone from a horses hoof with her finger,. . . and take a screw out with her thumb. She was a Swiss Army Wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Swiss Army Wives are so versatile because they don't spend their days gazing at their Naval. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 I was walking in a shopping mall today when a Chinese bloke stopped me outside his shop and asked me if I wanted to look at his "crows shop" . "Crows shop", I replied, "Surely you mean clothes shop?". "no, no" he insisted, "It's a crows shop. Come in and take a rook" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted January 5, 2019 Author Share Posted January 5, 2019 I don't know where you get them, Phil, but I wish you wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted January 5, 2019 Author Share Posted January 5, 2019 [ATTACH]49754._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Let the oldest one have the seat, would have worked too. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Nope !. The OLD gent laughing will take that seat. ( Me nowdays).LoL spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Why can a Frenchman only eat one egg? Because un oeuf is un oeuf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Why can a Frenchman only eat one egg? Because un oeuf is un oeuf. OMG! Form One French teacher's joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 OMG!Form One French teacher's joke. I know. . .I know. . . My lady French Teacher had a fave joke ( ? ) She said,. . .What happened when Three French Cats went skating on the river Seine when the ice was Thin ? Je ne se pas Madame ? "Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinque . . " .she thought it was Tres Funny. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Nope !.The OLD gent laughing will take that seat. ( Me nowdays).LoL spacesailor OI. . . .. . .emailed Ya Sport. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 When Julius Caesar sat down to afternoon tea with king Mandubracius of the Trinovantes , to discuss the handing over of Roman-occupied territory to the Trinovante, what did Julius have? [ATTACH]49756._xfImport[/ATTACH] Caesar adsum iam forte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 My Daughter had a trip in one of the new Electric cabs in Birmingham yesterday.. . .She was very impressed at how smooth and quiet it was She said to the driver that she'd not traveled in an electric taxi before. He replied . . . . "Not Electric Lady. . .It powered with big battery. . . ." Doh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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