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It's called self pleasuring, Phil thy wordsmith. Like when you treat yourself to a good scotch . Though perhaps THAT is abuse. Red's our village wit and not every village has one of those.. Compliments of the season all you frustrated ICARUS, Biggles and Top Gun types. FLY safe and fly often... Nev

 

 

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I was walking in a shopping mall today when a Chinese bloke stopped me outside his shop and asked me if I wanted to look at his "crows shop"

 

. "Crows shop", I replied, "Surely you mean clothes shop?".

 

"no, no" he insisted, "It's a crows shop. Come in and take a rook"

 

 

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spacer.png OMG!Form One French teacher's joke.

I know. . .I know. . . My lady French Teacher had a fave joke ( ? ) She said,. . .What happened when Three French Cats went skating on the river Seine when the ice was Thin ?

 

Je ne se pas Madame ?

 

"Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinque . . " .she thought it was Tres Funny. . .

 

 

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My Daughter had a trip in one of the new Electric cabs in Birmingham yesterday.. . .She was very impressed at how smooth and quiet it was She said to the driver that she'd not traveled in an electric taxi before. He replied . . . .

 

"Not Electric Lady. . .It powered with big battery. . . ."

 

Doh...

 

 

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