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Breaking News . . . .

A nine year old girl has disappeared after using a moisturiser which makes you look ten years younger.

Found her, turns out she was hiding in another womb.

 

 

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For my holidays last year, I threw a dart at a map of the world and decided to go to wherever it landed.

 

I had a fantastic two weeks sat next to the skirting board in the lounge room. . . ..

 

 

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If I ask if I can wash your back in the shower, all you have to say is "Yes" or "No", none of this "Who are you and how did you get in here?" business.

 

 

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I've learnt two very important things in my lifetime. I can't remember the first, but the second is that I must start writing things down.

 

 

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