facthunter Posted September 12, 2019 Posted September 12, 2019 Try thinking about it. Everyone needs a new experience now and then .Nev
red750 Posted September 13, 2019 Author Posted September 13, 2019 Did you see the video of the guy behind the wheel of a Tesla and his passenger sound asleep as the car raced down the highway? The driver(?) looked like he has passed out the way he was slumped over.
Phil Perry Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 Jokes for 2019 .. . Man walks into a bar. Bar man says what can I get you sir. Trans gender community close the bar down the next day.
facthunter Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 Phil....That's not a joke. It's propaganda. Premarital sex. I thought that was the only kind. (from what I hear)..Nev
Phil Perry Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 Excellent, Phil. Now what this site needs is one of those robot voices that show you how to pronounce the word. Hint :. . .the single letter 'S' is silent. ( Similat to the silent 'K' in RHUBARB )
old man emu Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 Hint :. . .( Similar to the silent 'K' in RHUBARB ) Or the "f" in TOMATOES
facthunter Posted September 16, 2019 Posted September 16, 2019 There was no "F" in onions. They were sold out.. Nev
red750 Posted September 16, 2019 Author Posted September 16, 2019 I thought it was the P in swimming that was silent.
facthunter Posted September 17, 2019 Posted September 17, 2019 Psychiatrist can have a silent "P" in the same circumstances, according to a picture on a past Dentists wall. Nev
PA. Posted September 17, 2019 Posted September 17, 2019 I was having a sneaky pee at the local pool. The Life Guard blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
Phil Perry Posted September 20, 2019 Posted September 20, 2019 I saw this bloke fall out of the church tower today. I thought it was the vicar at first. Then I realised. . . . it was just a dead ringer.
Phil Perry Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 "We're going to have to switch off your wife's life support," said the doc, "she's in a vegan state." "Don't you mean vegetative?" I asked. "No, vegan," he replied, "if it was vegetative there'd at least be some hope."
Phil Perry Posted September 23, 2019 Posted September 23, 2019 A Native American Chief had three wives, all of whom were pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated that he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide. The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two storey teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred. Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. "Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?" The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."
red750 Posted September 23, 2019 Author Posted September 23, 2019 When people ask, "What did you do at the weekend?", I squint and say, "Why, what did you hear?"
spacesailor Posted September 24, 2019 Posted September 24, 2019 When a little older. I'll say "Please tell me". spacesailor
red750 Posted September 24, 2019 Author Posted September 24, 2019 Paddy was a youthful and hardworking Irishman at a Coastal village in Ireland. Daily he would pole a heavy old punt out to sea then work a heavy iron grapple to bring up the sand oysters which he sold to the local ice works. He was a man of regular habits he always arrived home each day at a certain time. Sadly, Paddy did not realise the heavy grappling was taking a toll on a faulty heart. One day he failed to come home, so his wife contacted the police to investigate him being missing. They rowed out and found Paddy dead in the punt beside him a huge grapple full of oysters he'd tried to hoist aboard. Headlines next day in the 'Irish Times Newspaper' said.................... ......... ...... .... Wait for it……. OYSTERS KILPATRICK
old man emu Posted September 25, 2019 Posted September 25, 2019 Red had been reading over Phil's shoulder again!
Phil Perry Posted October 2, 2019 Posted October 2, 2019 Is it true that The only thing flat Earthers fear is sphere itself ?
nomadpete Posted October 2, 2019 Posted October 2, 2019 But.... but..... Phil, really? Everyone knows that the world really isn't a sphere!!! It's an oblate spheroid.
Cosmick Posted October 3, 2019 Posted October 3, 2019 Don't worry about Flat Earthers, eventually they will come round.
Phil Perry Posted October 3, 2019 Posted October 3, 2019 But.... but..... Phil, really? Everyone knows that the world really isn't a sphere!!! It's an oblate spheroid. I've noticed that you're becoming a lot more argumentative oblate. . .
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