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Did you see the video of the guy behind the wheel of a Tesla and his passenger sound asleep as the car raced down the highway? The driver(?) looked like he has passed out the way he was slumped over.

 

 

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Excellent, Phil. Now what this site needs is one of those robot voices that show you how to pronounce the word.

 

 

 

Hint :. . .the single letter 'S' is silent.

 

( Similat to the silent 'K' in RHUBARB )

 

 

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"We're going to have to switch off your wife's life support," said the doc, "she's in a vegan state."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Don't you mean vegetative?" I asked.

 

"No, vegan," he replied, "if it was vegetative there'd at least be some hope."

 

 

 

 

 

 

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A Native American Chief had three wives, all of whom were pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated that he built her a teepee made of deer hide.

 

A few days later, the second gave birth also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide.

 

The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two storey teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

 

Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. "Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"

 

The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."

 

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Paddy was a youthful and hardworking Irishman at a Coastal village in Ireland.

Daily he would pole a heavy old punt out to sea then work a heavy iron grapple to bring up the sand oysters which he sold to the local ice works.

He was a man of regular habits he always arrived home each day at a certain time.

Sadly, Paddy did not realise the heavy grappling was taking a toll on a faulty heart.

One day he failed to come home, so his wife contacted the police to investigate him being missing.

They rowed out and found Paddy dead in the punt beside him a huge grapple full of oysters he'd tried to hoist aboard.

Headlines next day in the 'Irish Times Newspaper' said....................

 

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Wait for it…….

 

OYSTERS KILPATRICK

 

 

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But.... but.....

 

Phil, really? Everyone knows that the world really isn't a sphere!!!

 

It's an oblate spheroid.

 

I've noticed that you're becoming a lot more argumentative oblate. . .

 

 

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