facthunter Posted February 10, 2023 Posted February 10, 2023 It gets degraded IF there's a COMMON denominator. Nev 1
red750 Posted February 11, 2023 Author Posted February 11, 2023 You're such a loser. If there was a contest for losers, you'd come second. Why am I not first? Because you're a loser. 1
red750 Posted February 11, 2023 Author Posted February 11, 2023 One of the funniest comedians in Australia. https://www.facebook.com/reel/528623602698385 1 1
old man emu Posted February 11, 2023 Posted February 11, 2023 4 hours ago, red750 said: Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. I was going to reply to this earlier, but I couldn't see the keyboard without my gladded. 1 1
spacesailor Posted February 11, 2023 Posted February 11, 2023 You should Always tap your head first , for missing glasses , ( absolute marvel that we can't feel them ) . spacesailor 2
Old Koreelah Posted February 11, 2023 Posted February 11, 2023 I don’t need to install one of those hooks- I already have a quite handy Neanderthal brow ridge! 1
old man emu Posted February 11, 2023 Posted February 11, 2023 9 minutes ago, Old Koreelah said: I don’t need to install one of those hooks- I already have a quite handy Neanderthal brow ridge! Changing your screen name to Gronk??? 1 1
red750 Posted February 12, 2023 Author Posted February 12, 2023 Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, “Where in the hell have you been?” “I was out getting a tattoo,” Fred replied. “A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?” “I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates,” he said proudly. “What the hell were you thinking?” she said, shaking her head in disdain. “Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?” “Well, for one, I like to watch my money grow,” said Fred. “Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. “Three, I like how money feels in my hand. “And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.” 4
red750 Posted February 17, 2023 Author Posted February 17, 2023 A man calls his wife from work: “Honey, my boss has asked me to go fishing with him for the weekend! This is a great chance to get in his favour, would you mind packing my bag so I can pick it up before we leave?” “Sure,” she says. So she packs for him and he leaves for the weekend. When he comes back, she asks him how his trip was and how many fish he caught. “Fantastic, we caught trout, salmon and even a swordfish. The only problem was you forgot to pack my pyjamas,” he says. “No I didn’t,” she says. “I packed them in your tackle box.” 1 3
red750 Posted February 18, 2023 Author Posted February 18, 2023 HONEYMOON.... A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. "I had tolio as a child," he answered. "You mean polio?" she asked. "No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes." When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked "What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!" "As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained. "You mean measles?" she asked. "No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees." The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear. "Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess... > > > > > > > > Smallcox! 1 3
facthunter Posted February 18, 2023 Posted February 18, 2023 Another argument for TRY before you BUY. Nev 1 1 2
Popular Post Marty_d Posted February 20, 2023 Popular Post Posted February 20, 2023 Heard a good one on the show I'm currently watching ("A girl and an astronaut") - one girl to another, after drinking with a F-16 pilot... "What's the difference between a pig and a pilot? After 4 beers, a pig doesn't turn into a pilot!" 3 3
facthunter Posted February 21, 2023 Posted February 21, 2023 It's said if a girl falls in love with an Italian Boy they will have that, at least, in common. AND THAT F-16 pilot must not have been American, Nev 1
red750 Posted February 21, 2023 Author Posted February 21, 2023 What is the definition of Pronoun. A pronoun gets paid to do what a normal noun does for free. 2 2
Marty_d Posted February 21, 2023 Posted February 21, 2023 9 hours ago, facthunter said: It's said if a girl falls in love with an Italian Boy they will have that, at least, in common. AND THAT F-16 pilot must not have been American, Nev Polish show. Not bad so far. 1
Marty_d Posted February 21, 2023 Posted February 21, 2023 18 minutes ago, red750 said: What is the definition of Pronoun. A pronoun gets paid to do what a normal noun does for free. A proper noun wouldn't be seen with a pronoun then? 3
old man emu Posted February 21, 2023 Posted February 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Marty_d said: A proper noun wouldn't be seen with a pronoun then? Not without a conjunction. However the pronoun relating to God is the capitalised He. But seeing as there is only one God, He can never be seen with God. 2
Jerry_Atrick Posted February 21, 2023 Posted February 21, 2023 Dog, jeebus, an mo... three of 'em Ok, Mo is a profit (Typo intentional or is that international) 1
Popular Post red750 Posted February 22, 2023 Author Popular Post Posted February 22, 2023 I'd like to thank the person who explained the word 'plethora' to me. It means a lot. 4 2
Popular Post red750 Posted February 24, 2023 Author Popular Post Posted February 24, 2023 A husband asked his wife if he was the only one she’d ever been with. She considered this and replied, “Yes. The rest were all sevens or eights.” 1 5
red750 Posted February 24, 2023 Author Posted February 24, 2023 They say that make-up sex is the best. Which is lucky, because all my sex is made up. 2 2
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