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Quickies part 2


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A minister comes to an eighty-one-year-old woman’s house to give her communion every week.
On the first week, the first thing he noticed was the beautifully polished oak organ in the woman’s living room.
Well, on the third time he came, he noticed a fishbowl on the organ, but there was no fish and there was no water.
He thought it a little odd, but let it go.
The fourth time he came.
The fishbowl was filled with water, but still no fish.
On the fifth occasion, there was a condom floating in the bowl!
The minister decided he just couldn’t let it go any so he asked,
“Edna, I’m sorry, but what’s with the condom and the fish bowl?”
she replied, “oh, I found that at the store”.
The package said
‘Place on organ and lubricate well and it will protect against diseases’.

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Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the local paper comes this story of a Brisbane couple who drove their car to ALDI, only to have their car break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.

 

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis.

 

Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward and quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

 

On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.

 

The R.A.C.Q. mechanic however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

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