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2 hours ago, octave said:

Sorry to be pedantic but this figure is wildly incorrect.    

 

Apologies if this was an inappropriate post. It is not intended to have a go at anyone.    When I read it the number leapt out at me.  As a joke, the numbers don't matter and could be anything.  

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Like the " London Bridge " , taken to Texas US of A .

No Pom's there but the ' whining ' still goes on . ( they thought they bought the Tower Bridge ) .

 

No Eastern treasure in ' Le Louvre " .

spacesailor

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The Russian acrobat team shouldn't have lodged an official complaint, when the guy at the base of the human pyramid, quit for no reason.


They didn't have Oleg to stand on.

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Not half as bad as the European religious wars , that took half the population.

  and they " perfected " the Art of " Torture " , that kept you ' alive ' for three weeks after removing  your stomach , testicles and other bits & pieces. 

To make you WANT to die .

spacesailor

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A wife was so fedup with her husband, she packed his bags and told him to get out.

 

As he was going out the door, she said, "I hope you die a long and painful death."

 

He replied, "So you want me to stay?"

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An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. 

 

Here is your first question, the foreman said. 

"Without using numbers, represent the number 9." 

"Without numbers?" The Irishman says? "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. 

"What's this?" the boss asks. 

"Have you ain't got no brain? Tree and tree plus tree makes 9" says the Irishman. 

 

"Fair enough," says the boss. 

"Here's your second question. 

Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99" 

The Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a little smudge on each tree... "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, 

"How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" 

"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, plus dirty tree. Dat makes 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Irishman, so he says, 

"All right, last question.

 

Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Irishman stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says,

"Ere you go. One hundred." 

 

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" 

The Irishman leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers, 

"A little dog come along and poop by each tree. 

So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes ONE HUNDRED!"

 

The Irishman was, until last week. head of Qantas 

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