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The problem with technology...

 

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A jockey's worst nightmare...

 

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[onetrack]

I get some rippers of Telstra text messages sometimes, when they convert someones "missed call" message, to text.

I don't know what Telstra uses for voice recognition, but they sure didn't run any Aussie accents through it.

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Watch this one closely...

 

[ClintonB]

That result is what happened to me first time I crashed a spitfire during a dogfight in vr goggles, I grabbed the chair and screamed. It was extremely realistic, brained forgot to register it was make believe. The more realistic the images  the harder to distinguish how to react..

[Jerry_Atrick]

Reminds me of thie:

 

[red750]

Disgusting.

 

[Jerry_Atrick]

Yes disgusting she did it for a bottle of Gordon’s!!!!

[Marty_d]

To be fair, I don't think it would have been worth Bombay.

[Jerry_Atrick]

I certainly wouldn't have even offered one of those shot-sized bottles of Gordons, let alone Bombay.. Ummm.. in fact, I would have offered her a Bombay for her to keep her top on!

[red750]

This could also go in the Sports forum. Brazilian pingpong.

 

[pmccarthy]

I was expecting something with wax and pubic hair.

[octave]

I am sure many may have already seen this but I did find it quite funny.      During a Zoom court hearing one unfortunate lawyer found his zoom app had a filter on it. 

 

Lawyer uses Zoom filter by mistake - 'I'm not a cat' - BBC News 

[Jerry_Atrick]

BTW, not asking anyone here to be my valentines!

 

(Lucklily, no girlfriend I have had celebrates it!)

Edited February 14, 2021 by Jerry_Atrick

[red750]

This is so-o-o-o not politically correct. But funny.

[old man emu]

Oddly, I find nothing slightly wrong with that. It is just the humorous result of a mis-hearing.

 

 

Oh, shite! I wasn't thinking when I used hearing and miss considering the ethnicity of the people involved. I really do apologise if anyone takes offence.

[pmccarthy]

Use of Miss is unacceptable. It should be personhearing.

[old man emu]

Has anyone attended a Master class in Political Correctness?

[pmccarthy]

Just trying to save you getting a colourless mark against your name for personogyny. 

[spacesailor]

I don,t see the point of calling " Spinsters "  batchaloretts.

Who thought up that rubish ?.

spacesailor

 

[old man emu]

"unmarried woman," 1896, from bachelor with French ending -ette. Replaced earlier bachelor-girl (1888). The word appears to have been formed in English; Old French had bachelette "young girl" (15c.)

[Marty_d]

I don't see the point of calling them "spinsters" either.  Apparently the etymology of that one is "woman who spins".

 

I assume they're talking about turning wool into yarn, rather than the lady rotating rapidly *, but in either case I've never met anyone who does that.

 

* oh - I just remembered - some of those strippers go quite fast around that pole.  Might have met one or two of those in my younger days.

Edited February 16, 2021 by Marty_d
remembered the strippers!