Grammar Police Gazette

[spacesailor]

gee com-on.

Isn't it time to wipe that ' slate ' clean and get into the ! 

NEW

Language.    " ESPERANTO " .

(   invented by scientists to stop ' war ' by all those foreign languages.  ).

 

spacesailor

 

[onetrack]

I've been to Esperance a few times, but I found they don't speak Esperanto there.

[facthunter]

One can always HOPE. That's what Espere means. Not a bad place  but has plenty of sharks.  Nev

[Marty_d]

So does Canberra,  but they're called "lobbyists" there. 

[facthunter]

Abandon HOPE all Yee who enter here, or enter the PRAYER room for an unforgettable experience if you have nothing on.  Nev

[Old Koreelah]

[old man emu]

As I was unpacking some boxes of my stuff today, I came across this"

[nomadpete]

Don't throw that one out. Please.

[old man emu]

Of course not. I can't remember who bought it or why, but I enjoy it.

[onetrack]

I know exactly why they bought it for you! You've always been a senior officer of the Grammar Police Dept.! 

[nomadpete]

10 hours ago, onetrack said:

You've always been a senior officer of the Grammar Police Dept.! 

Not so!

He wasn't always a Senior.

[old man emu]

1 hour ago, nomadpete said:

Not so!

He wasn't always a Senior.

That's right. Once I waz a Probashinairy Constubble.

[facthunter]

Pro BASHinary?  Nev.

[onetrack]

He was just like my teechers at school, they bashed as much edumacation inta me, as they could!!

 

We got chalk and even chalk dusters thrown at us, desks banged to wake us up, bashed on the knuckles with rulers, all kinds of student bashing!

 

 

[facthunter]

That'll teach Ya to lern  something.. I used to CRASH a plywood square on the front desk and say. "Quiet isn't it? AND THAT"S HOW IT WILL STAY.! Then I put in a fish tank Complete with a small Turtle that everyone was interested in  Nev

[facthunter]

It gave them something to check how the contents was getting on. Murtle bit bit's off the fins of the goldfish.  Nev

[Marty_d]

"Murtle" lol

[facthunter]

That was the name the Pupils gave the turtle.  Nev.

[Marty_d]

I figured that, just perfect how they changed the spelling. 

[old man emu]

23 hours ago, facthunter said:

Pro BASHinary?  Nev.

I preferred the "Dixon of Dock Green " approach. Keep talking until they said they'd surrender if I shut up.

[pmccarthy]

Our teacher didn't have a turtle but she tortoise.

[facthunter]

That's a"shaft of wit".  Nev

[red750]

[old man emu]

That's an example of a hanging participant.

[Marty_d]

Do you mean a dangling participant?