Don't get me wrong here, But I LIKE Donald Trump.

[facthunter]

 Funny how Trumps SMALL Gov't wants to tell us how" everything" Must be done, and IF you don't do it YOU will be DONE. Nev

[onetrack]

He wants to get rid of DS Time, and replace it with Trump Time - which comes at a suitable price, of course - payable out of U.S. Taxpayer funds to Trump Inc.

When the country is in Trump Time, reality is reversed, bad is good, justice is evil, public servants are all money thieves, and they all belong to a secret cohort that is running the country contrary to how he wants it run, and Donald Trump is the true Saviour of the World, not that imposter Jesus Christ bloke.

In Trump Time, there will be no Wars, because as soon as anyone starts one, he'll use the strength of America and its resources to ensure the attacking party immediately wins, stating the attackers had every right to win, as they were thoroughly sick of the people they attacked, anyway.

During Trump Time, the sun will rise and set whenever Donald says so, and not a minute before or after, otherwise there'll be Hell to Pay, he'll launch an attack on the Sun, just to show it who actually runs the Universe. 

Of course, there is the potential that if Trump officially removes DS Time - in many parts of the world, Time will promptly go backwards. It has already started to do so, in places such as Florida and Washington, thus showing that Donald Trump is already exercising his powers over the transit of Time.

[Litespeed]

Earth calling the Doctor..

 

We need you Doctor.. Now