In Other Words - Synonyms

[old man emu]

What is a synonym for "junk mail" ?

 

Litter-ature

 

 

[David2ayo]

OME, "Litterature" has topped my favourite list of such words. Below collection attributed to Washington Post

 

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

 

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.

 

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

 

Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.

 

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.

 

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

 

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

 

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

 

Burglesque: A poorly planned break-in. (See: Watergate)

 

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

 

Glibido: All talk and no action.

 

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

 

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

 

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

 

David

 

 

[Marty_d]

I love "sarchasm".

 

But there seems to be an inherent paradox in "osteopornosis".