old man emu Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Another election has been held and the people of New South Wales have re-elected a patrician government. So be it. However I believe that those who chose those patrician values should immediately begin to put them into practice. After all, it would be heretical to accept the things done by that mob of plebeians who once tore power from those to whom it rightfully belongs. Therefore, starting Monday 25 march 2019, all those who cast their vote in favour of the patricians will: Return to working 10 hours per day, six days per week, without a retirement age. Accept whatever remuneration, without consultation, employers decide to pay. Abandon claims to recreational leave, parenting leave, sick leave and the like. Accept that injuries or death occasioned in the course of employment are just a part of Life, and do not have to be compensated for. Abandon universal health care, and accept whatever premiums and conditions the private sector insurers demand. Cease accepting employer contributions to workers' superannuation. Abandon expectations of social security benefits in the event of sickness, disability or old age. Accept the return of serfdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 So you didn't vote Liberal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 So you didn't vote Liberal? Wash your keyboard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 NO ONE DID I was surprised they held power, with every-one stating "Enough is Enough", "Time for change", Give us back our roads", (bikers pushing cars over double lines). spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Bugger! I've been flat out all weekend, missed the NSW election news completely. Ah well, I guess I was happy not knowing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 We've had the Elizabethan era, the Victorian era, and now we enter the Gladysian era. Gladys is the first female politician to win a State election. We have finally reached gender equality, by proving that a woman can be as arrogant and double-dealing as any man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storchy neil Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 suck it up princes OH BY THE WAY mark is back on the scene some persons just hate that people get the winning vote and cannot understand the better team won some one has to come second that is LOSE neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octave Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 suck it up princes OH BY THE WAY mark is back on the scene some persons just hate that people get the winning vote and cannot understand the better team won some one has to come second that is LOSE neil Yes the better team won in Victoria recently, but hey someone has to lose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 suck it up princes OH BY THE WAY mark is back on the scene some persons just hate that people get the winning vote and cannot understand the better team won some one has to come second that is LOSE neil Firstly it's great that you think so highly of us left-leaning blokes that you call us "prince". Really, no need though. As for Latham winning a seat, I guess One Nation voters are insane, so they are truly represented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 This is the first year I've Not filled in Below, the simple party line. As the long hobble to the school, it seemed twice the distance it was before my hip played up !. And was too tired to go through the Metre long list of Hopefuls. spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Koreelah Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 We've had the Elizabethan era, the Victorian era, and now we enter the Gladysian era. Gladys is the first female politician to win a State election. We have finally reached gender equality, by proving that a woman can be as arrogant and double-dealing as any man. The bulldozers are busy flattening the bush throughout rural NSW. She had to keep the National party voters happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Undercover video on TV this morning showing James Ashby asking the NRA in America for money. "With ten million doloars we could get eight senators, get the balance of power and change Australia." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Koreelah Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Good to see that the great One Nation is looking after our best interests... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted March 26, 2019 Author Share Posted March 26, 2019 They're the Party that's gunna do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storchy neil Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 I think it ain’t going to make mutch diferance as those voters can see that labour led by the nose idiots of the union Bullxxxx to labour getting you lower electricity prices with a 50% off renewable energy your kWh will triple now Bullxxxx to your cheaper rent as negative gearing is cut So goodby to new hospitals new inforstructor will not happen when they ban coal exports as they the labour have stated new taxes happy workers working to pay more taxes good luck Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 What the...?? I think we need a translator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 I don't think even a Babblefish could translate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted March 30, 2019 Author Share Posted March 30, 2019 Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 C3-PO knows 6 million forms of communication. He may have been able to help, but he was in a distant galaxy - a long, long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Actually it was a long, long time ago, somehow a long time in the future. Care to Explain that?....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Koreelah Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Everything moves in cycles. As The Byrds sang, Turn, Turn, Turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 What goes around, come around. Obvious really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Yep. If you could see far enough, you'd be looking at the back of your own head. (Goes one theory!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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